The bomb shelter thread.


His missus cut her fingers while chopping the sugar loaf, so, gentleman that he was, he turned the local factory that he managed into processing sugar into smaller cubes.

I'm amazed at how much of this I remember. It's about the single greatest Czech invention that doesn't involve beer or contact lenses.
And now Mrs Rad, bend over and let me show you what I have invented instead of using my fingers.
 

Knees up muvver braan on the joanna

I just realised that the above statement will be akin to a form of generalisation and will likely be perceived as racism in the future. Therefore I offer my heartfelt apologies and regret to any offence caused to future snowflakes who are reading this.

Cockneys are a great bunch of lads.

*sigh

I just realised that the above statement will be akin to a form of generalisation and will likely be perceived as racism in the future. Therefore I offer my heartfelt apologies and regret to any offence caused to future snowflakes who are reading this believing that my opinion as to whether they are great at all is of any relevance.
 

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