The bomb shelter thread.

[Yarrgh]

Just got back from walking the dog. Opened up the last page of the match thread... and here I am.

What a day to give up sniffing glue ey?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Just got back from walking the dog. Opened up the last page of the match thread... and here I am.

What a day to give up sniffing glue ey?

I glued my eyes and ears shut. Dunno what everyone’s problem is.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

This is livin

 

[mmmmsnouts]

They really are horrible. (define “they” however you want)

 

[Jimishorts]

This is livin

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Siri! Type everton are smite. Ffs Siri!

 

[wainy]

I don’t know about you lads, but, I for one is really looking forward to scuttling some fat mess after Blackpool away next year.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Two games in and I sense battled hardened forumers are lining up to resume hostilities.

Time for a lilt and to put the popcorn in the microwave.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

We've got space for former Everton loanee Kurt Zouma's cat right?

 

[Devanski]

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

We've got space for former Everton loanee Kurt Zouma's cat right?

No in the E-sector. Not tonight. There's a few who'd kick it.

 

[COYBL25]

I don’t know about you lads, but, I for one is really looking forward to scuttling some fat mess after Blackpool away next year.

The ladies of Hull, Stoke, Barnsley, Peterborough, the list is endless.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The ladies of Hull, Stoke, Barnsley, Peterborough, the list is endless.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

The ladies of Hull, Stoke, Barnsley, Peterborough, the list is endless.

I pulled in Middlesborugh, once, many moons ago. She had a hairy back and sidies like Vegas era Elvis, but if you saw the state of me you would feel she got the worse end of the deal.

Reckon I would be a sold 6/10 in Huddersfield. Bring it on.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ah, that just reminds me of the glory days of transfer deadline days of yonder when Sky were stupid enough to film the mutants hanging around the grounds.