The bomb shelter thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

Poppers aren't even doing anything for me anymore.

Add less ice

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I raise you, Colne, Goole, Gainsborough and Scunthorpe.

To this day, I’ve no idea how I ended up having nights out in these places lol

Rochdale, West Bromwich, Wolverhampton, Swindon, Port Talbot and Swansea are all pretty special too. For very different reasons.

 

[tommye]

I went for this...

 

[Death]

Wave them under your bum.

Absolutely not. The pain of dry erections is the only thing I can feel these days.

 

[Jimishorts]

I went for this...
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About here for me.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

About here for me.

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A fitting punishment.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I would take the cat over Holgate if Moshiri or Kia is reading this.

 

[verreauxi]

Hi everyone!! What did I miss?

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Hello let me in! I went last night. Sat with the home fans, they really are a weird bunch. Do we still have vodka and Pot Noodles? I'm never going out again.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Hello let me in! I went last night. Sat with the home fans, they really are a weird bunch. Do we still have vodka and Pot Noodles? I'm never going out again.

Dear sweet Jesus, was it a sea of podgy flesh, bad tattoos and BO?

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Dear sweet Jesus, was it a sea of podgy flesh, bad tattoos and BO?

Where? Here or there?

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Dear sweet Jesus, was it a sea of podgy flesh, bad tattoos and BO?

Indeed it was. The bloke next to me (not NUFC supporting Mr F who was on the other side of me and for whom conjugal rights have been withdrawn for the foreseeable future) tried to hug me when the third goal went in. I resisted the urge to punch him.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Where? Here or there?

You're not in Middlesbrough now, don't get all excited.

Here obviously.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

You're not in Middlesbrough now, don't get all excited.

Here obviously.

I'll go back to making lunch, Frazzle sandwich anyone?

 

[COYBL25]

I'll go back to making lunch, Frazzle sandwich anyone?

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Ugh, no butter,

Heathens.