I’ll bring the doilies and napkins.
The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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I’ll bring the doilies and napkins.
3-0 pass me the battenburg ?
Got the cans in lads!
Got the cans in lads!
Has anyone got a light for joss sticks ?
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
What happens now?
Go back outside until the next match.
You might wanna wear sunglasses though, natural light can be quite blinding after so long down here...
Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
Wait till some pissed up unicorn enters the arena tonight at 12am and starts the most bonkers thread of the week.
Don’t worry, Foreverbore will be along anytime soon, proclaiming that the players will down tools in the next game and he’s looking forward to playing Luton away next season.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Think I’ll stay here thank you
He’s just letting the air out of his Katie Price doll and giving her a wipe down, before resuming his one man mission, to bore the forum into a coma.
Swear there's sunlight peeking through the E-Sector clouds, even a reduction in Iwobi fume levels.
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to spend more time in the Tom Davies thread.
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to spend more time in the Tom Davies thread.
Pimms anybody?
I must say that Tory manager @chicoazul is doing the business......sod politics if he can get us safe
The bedwetters when he picked that team, I predicted a 2-0 win yesterday ...... is it safe to enjoy yourself in here now lol
The bedwetters when he picked that team, I predicted a 2-0 win yesterday ...... is it safe to enjoy yourself in here now lol
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