The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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How some posters are still here and Death has contrived to get banned twice I don't know.
Edit: I'm looking at optimists, one and onlys and other turds
Finally wakes up from the alcohol induced coma of last Monday. Is it still 2022? If it is I'm going back to hiding in the bin with industrial strength vodka and drain cleaner.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Unfortunately he was a bit of an attention seek knob.
Oh so he’s gone again as he
No but at least the rest of us stay up high on a hill with a lonely goatherd.
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
The fart balloons survival is a mystery. I see its still insinuating that blues are Geordies the absolute disgrace. ?
Thought you would’ve been more on brand, what with you being a brand ambassador an’ all.
I'm a pressed for time this morning, just finished having my teeth scraped by the absolute sadist that is my dentist.
Only come here because she is pretty. Got teeth like I've been chewing radiators, but you know, human contact is human contact.
Back on brand, cheers all
The place is teeming with kopites and outright knobs all over the shop atm. Need some of big jurgs jungle juice to keep fighting the battle.
That’ll be all that lilt.
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