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The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
- Start date
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Yeah, he gets away with a lot. Always just skirts around the rules and never goes full Davek who is prone to thread bans and the like.
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Yes, a true coward, 8 stone weasel dreaming of being an alpha. The maggot.
Thank god that knobheads gone
bluerobert
Player Valuation: £35m
What’s the plan in here after the next 2 games if we get beat in them? Have we started making actual relegation prep plans yet? We’re going to have to start accumulating pot noodle and lilt reserves and fuel for the generator
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Any extruded corn based snacks and all confectioneries are required. This is an Operation Goodison level of emergency.
Irn Bru and vimto purchasing is on standby but could be invoked at any time.
I`ll be opening a bookmakers, running bets on how many and who will be the next to banned.
Complimentary snacks and drinks, to include, Frazzles, Hula Hoops, Skips, Mini Cheddars, Lilt, Irn Bru and Vimto.
Will there be a bingo card?
bluerobert
Player Valuation: £35m
I think if you really want to entice the punters in we need to be thinking outside the box. Scampi fries, bacon fries and the like. Yer I mean once the apocalypse hits the masses will be eating cats or anything they can get their hands on but if the film 2012 taught me anything there will always be a section of society willing to pay for the finer things in life
Sorry, that`s your department, I`m only licensed as an off track bookmaker.
* a very good idea though.
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
They aren't, apologies, I'll keep my legs closed.