The cleverest person on GOT

[toffee82]

I got the 'Duke of Edinburgh Award' in school (bronze level of course - the cool kids one) will that be a collectors item now he is brown bread?
My kids found my old school reports from 40+ years ago.... The Geography teacher had written in the remarks, one year - "Amazing he finds his way home after school"
Next year I was top of the class in geography and became president of the geography society in school and uni... motivation!

So your Geography teacher is a motivational genius.
Is he on here though to claim the accolades?

 

[toffee82]

I'm clevererer...erer. Than John Terry and that is good enough for me.

Wasn't good enough for Wayne Bridges Mrs.

 

[roydo]

Not even the cleverest in my own house.

That said, that might qualify me as being top 10% in here.

One small example. During a power cut, I couldnt use the kettle. (obvs). So I filled a mug with water, and put it in the microwave.........

 

[ste d' indica]

On a masters right now. You lot will be sorry when I'm sending pics of my feet in business class and fully enlightened to the lies of the world.

I finished mine 5 years ago mate. You might have noticed I posted a picture of a train I was on last year a few pages back. It was a nice train, but I wasn't in business class. Just wanna manage your expectations!

Seriously though, good luck with finishing it.

 

[PaddyJames]

Wasn't good enough for Wayne Bridges Mrs.

Minx her.

 

[Tommy.]

Minx her.

Let's try to ease up on the fit birds please mate, not sure I can take another @ForeverBlue92 masturbation themed post.

He's like the annoying kid in class who realised that punching himself in the face repeatedly makes the bigger boys laugh.

 

[PaddyJames]

Let's try to ease up on the fit birds please mate, not sure I can take another @ForeverBlue92 masturbation themed post.

He's like the annoying kid in class who realised that punching himself in the face repeatedly makes the bigger boys laugh.

Sorry mate but even though I've liked your reply, fit women shouldn't be banned from any thread even if one of the patrons keeps jacking off all over the pool table. Kapish?

 

[Tommy.]

Sorry mate but even though I've liked your reply, fit women shouldn't be banned from any thread even if one of the patrons keeps jacking off all over the pool table. Kapish?

I can't in all honesty argue with that, squire, you make a strong point.

 

[LEONARD]

I have a BA hons, and an MA ( Warwick University)

It means nothing.

I'm thick as a brick.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Let's try to ease up on the fit birds please mate, not sure I can take another @ForeverBlue92 masturbation themed post.

He's like the annoying kid in class who realised that punching himself in the face repeatedly makes the bigger boys laugh.

Imagine being a self proclaimed Huyton boy then cry arsing when someone mentions masturbation.

Bet you try hide your accent when you're playing water polo with Albert and Sebastian dont you lad lol

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I’ve got my swimmy badges, must put me in the top 1%.

 

[Death]

Why has this turned into taking to pish out of T-pie to a mass job interview.

 

[Jimishorts]

Why has this turned into taking to pish out of T-pie to a mass job interview.

To many try-hard attempting to out degree each other.

Anyway back on topic @toffeepie1878 is a proper wrong’un.

 

[varnish]

BSc, PhD, chartership and a handful of professional quals yet I still follow Everton.

 

[roydo]

Failed maths O Level, 5 times.

First job? In a bank. Wasnt much cop at that, it has to be said.