The drunk thread

[johnnydawg68]

Geezus lads I'm out of control lately. Was up until 4am on the wine with a certain someone AGAIN last night. On a MONDAY. I had to power through 3 phone calls this morning too starting at 9am.

Out of the last 7 nights I've only been sober for 3 of them. I feel like when she and I are together it's like a middle aged version of Sid and Nancy, with wine and vodka instead of Heroin.

Would defo do it again though.

 

[EFC David]

I had done a load of shots to try and impress a girl, it didn't really work. It's probably just as well I went home alone that night otherwise she'd be scarred for life.

Did you finger blast her lad?

 

[Bungle]

Did you finger blast her lad?

State I was in mate I probably couldn't find my own hand to do it.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I haven't been drunk since Boxing Day 2004......I think.....can't remember

 

[Baines' left foot]

On the ale.

 

[edie wakefield]

Im scutched rght now gdntlemen, called for a quick one after work, before I know it im 8 pints in, powdering my nose with dangerous Dave (hes an epileptic wagon driver) in the cubicle thinking of a bullshit story to tell her why I cant eat my tea, "I had some crisps before love, ruined my appetite",

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Mate I won't say anything but that's not legal

The funny thing is mate, I was actually 19 at the time, which I didn't want to admit out of sheer embarrassment. However @Bungle made me realise that soiling yourself is nothing to be ashamed of.

It's nothing more than a natural process when absolutely pole-axed lol

 

[Jags]

Mate's brother came in from a night on the ale, and took a slash in what he thought was the bathroom. Only clocked when he heard his mother scream 'Dave, stop pissing on me!'...

 

[Bungle]

soiling yourself is nothing to be ashamed of.

It's nothing more than a natural process when absolutely pole-axed lol

Correct

 

[zandvoort blue]

Not much has changed - The five stages of inebriation, a vintage Australian primer in drunkenness
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/...on_a_vintage_australian_primer_in_drunkenness

You owe everyone an apology. And a round of drinks

 

[GwladysBlue]

Went to Medication last night, just woke up a and can not remember being there. Worst hangover too.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Went to Medication last night, just woke up a and can not remember being there. Worst hangover too.

I was on the DJ's stage right at the back there one night, friend of a friend etc, and for the first time in my life, two decent girls were fighting over who could sit on my knee. In the end they both did.

It was sound at the time, cringey as hell the next day.

Sparkling water mate, sort you out!

 

[GwladysBlue]

I was on the DJ's stage right at the back there one night, friend of a friend etc, and for the first time in my life, two decent girls were fighting over who could sit on my knee. In the end they both did.

It was sound at the time, cringey as hell the next day.

Sparkling water mate, sort you out!

Haha Med is ruthless, I feel better now. Out again tonight!

 

[wbn61]

i'll give the depression thread a miss today. hard day so having a drink. just felt in the mood after cutting the hedge clearing rubbish and some shopping. going to suffer for it but what the hell.

 

[Bungle]

i'll give the depression thread a miss today. hard day so having a drink. just felt in the mood after cutting the hedge clearing rubbish and some shopping. going to suffer for it but what the hell.

Lovely day for a nice cold beer or cider, sounds like you've earned it today mate, I'll be having one when I get home and I've been sat on my arse all day doing nothing (at work obviously).