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The drunk thread

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Bilko said:
100 % agree with you Eggs.as a youngster I worked as a bar man full time in London,watched in horror as they funneled all the waste and left over pints back into kegs. Guinness was the only keg they couldn't open, so adopted that, took about a month but finally acquired the taste. Now it's the only drink I touch really,and btw it's twice the drink in the Republic of Ireland
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...absolutely Bilko, regular visit to the Emerald Isle. Its like soup over there, gorgeous, but most places here serve a good pint of Guinness these days.
 
I love having a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale once in a while. First tasted it in Sunderland last year and it's magnificent
 
I gave a tenner to some homeless people, told them how much I earn and hugged them last night. Apparently I also started on my mate and threw up in my parents car on the way home.

Happy days!
 
I'm over drinking now, bored of it. I only really drink on special occasions as I really cant take the crippling hangovers that have suddenly reared their heads. I peaked far to early in my army days I reckon, obscene amounts of drink back then.
 
why is a watch a watcj ? you dont watch it...... shoulda be caled a look or glance. you look and glance at a watch

hey that a nice glance matey
 

I am drunk now and no I am in the right place
But the wife thinks ia
Should be in the annoying thread
I'm drunk so I'm really confused help me toffeeweb
 
fozzy said:
southport oh how i miss it so.

atleast you only moved to liverpool! try brighton!
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Sounds like you drew a short straw mate. I just snapchatted Seamus Coleman and told him that he is a 'beaut' during a mass chorus of Roberto Had A Dream.

Poor decision. Glad he just signed a contract!
 

Brilliant. Walking home from town in Southport singing 'Allez Oh' and the like. I have done it in town back home dozens of times and it's been fairly well received but myself and my Evertonian mate in Southport have just taken full on threats - broken legs and the like - because we 'dissed Hillsborough' without even mentioning it! On an ill one, so angry. We had to calm a lad down because he hates Everton so much clearly it's worth a punch.

Fuming.
 
won a couple of ton on the Colombia game last night. so I decided to spunk the lot on beak plus another ton on top. I'm now in work feeling terrible.

money is the root of all evil.
 

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