The drunk thread

Elong · July 12, 2014

Depressingly sober and it's 9pm, come in here and there's still drunk poms.

Re evaluates life, wonders where young adult years went so fast*

Dozbik · July 12, 2014

Groucho said:
Doing it wrong there mate.

Unless you've liver problems I suggest opening and drinking it.

Today I did it right.

We had a family meeting and I drank like 1.5 liters of red wine.

Groucho · July 12, 2014

Dozbik said:
Today I did it right. We had a family meeting and I drank like 1.5 liters of red wine.

Err, I meant in moderati....

Well done mate.

FTY · July 12, 2014

Was meant to be on it tonight. Everyone cancelled.

Groucho · July 12, 2014

FTY said:
Was meant to be on it tonight. Everyone cancelled.

Should've gone the offy

FTY · July 12, 2014

Groucho said:
Should've gone the offy

How mate? Won't serve me..

Groucho · July 12, 2014

FTY said:
How mate? Won't serve me..

I forget your age.

If you're under the legal drinking age then he's right.

FTY · July 12, 2014

Groucho said:
I forget your age.

If you're under the legal drinking age then he's right.

I know. Wouldn't want to drink on my own anyway tbh, dead sad that, at this age. Happy to just chill and save my money for next weekend tbh.

Groucho · July 12, 2014

FTY said:
I know. Wouldn't want to drink on my own anyway tbh, dead sad that, at this age. Happy to just chill and save my money for next weekend tbh.

You took that well, to be fair.

I'd have been trying all sorts of fake ID's....

FTY · July 12, 2014

Groucho said:
You took that well, to be fair.

I'd have been trying all sorts of fake ID's....

Nah don't need it usually. Normally I get my brother who is 18 but he's been banned from Bargain Booze for buying me drink lol Other than that friend's parents usually get us drink. Also no way would I pass as 18 even if I had I.D.

Groucho · July 12, 2014

FTY said:
Nah don't need it usually. Normally I get my brother who is 18 but he's been banned from Bargain Booze for buying me drink lol Other than that friend's parents usually get us drink. Also no way would I pass as 18 even if I had I.D.

Best to swerve it then mate.

You'll do yourself no good drinking to excess at your age. Whatever your age is.

FTY · July 12, 2014

Groucho said:
Best to swerve it then mate.

You'll do yourself no good drinking to excess at your age. Whatever your age is.

I know yeah. Gonna try and keep it to a minimum over summer, as hard as that will be. Saves having an empty pocket at all times at least.

Groucho · July 12, 2014

FTY said:
I know yeah. Gonna try and keep it to a minimum over summer, as hard as that will be. Saves having an empty pocket at all times at least.

You'll benefit in later life too.

quasi modo · July 12, 2014

I wish I was drunk.

Iron Mike · July 12, 2014

I am drunk mate. I've signed up to an Everton forum and in the morning I won't remember doing it.

Ironically I've logged into an Everton forum and spoke about boxing.