The drunk thread

[Elong]

Depressingly sober and it's 9pm, come in here and there's still drunk poms.

Re evaluates life, wonders where young adult years went so fast*

 

[Dozbik]

Doing it wrong there mate.

Unless you've liver problems I suggest opening and drinking it.

Today I did it right. We had a family meeting and I drank like 1.5 liters of red wine.

 

[Groucho]

Today I did it right. We had a family meeting and I drank like 1.5 liters of red wine.

Err, I meant in moderati....


Well done mate.

 

[FTY]

Was meant to be on it tonight. Everyone cancelled.

 

[Groucho]

Was meant to be on it tonight. Everyone cancelled.

Should've gone the offy

 

[FTY]

Should've gone the offy

How mate? Won't serve me..

 

[Groucho]

How mate? Won't serve me..

I forget your age.

If you're under the legal drinking age then he's right.

 

[FTY]

I forget your age.

If you're under the legal drinking age then he's right.

I know. Wouldn't want to drink on my own anyway tbh, dead sad that, at this age. Happy to just chill and save my money for next weekend tbh.

 

[Groucho]

I know. Wouldn't want to drink on my own anyway tbh, dead sad that, at this age. Happy to just chill and save my money for next weekend tbh.

You took that well, to be fair.

I'd have been trying all sorts of fake ID's....

 

[FTY]

You took that well, to be fair.

I'd have been trying all sorts of fake ID's....

Nah don't need it usually. Normally I get my brother who is 18 but he's been banned from Bargain Booze for buying me drink lol Other than that friend's parents usually get us drink. Also no way would I pass as 18 even if I had I.D.

 

[Groucho]

Nah don't need it usually. Normally I get my brother who is 18 but he's been banned from Bargain Booze for buying me drink lol Other than that friend's parents usually get us drink. Also no way would I pass as 18 even if I had I.D.

Best to swerve it then mate.

You'll do yourself no good drinking to excess at your age. Whatever your age is.

 

[FTY]

Best to swerve it then mate.

You'll do yourself no good drinking to excess at your age. Whatever your age is.

I know yeah. Gonna try and keep it to a minimum over summer, as hard as that will be. Saves having an empty pocket at all times at least.

 

[Groucho]

I know yeah. Gonna try and keep it to a minimum over summer, as hard as that will be. Saves having an empty pocket at all times at least.

You'll benefit in later life too.

 

[quasi modo]

I wish I was drunk.

 

[Iron Mike]

I am drunk mate. I've signed up to an Everton forum and in the morning I won't remember doing it.

Ironically I've logged into an Everton forum and spoke about boxing.