The drunk thread

Dozbik · July 12, 2014

FTY said:
How mate? Won't serve me..

I remember the first time I went to the UK I just turned 21 a couple of months before and in Hungary the age limit is 18. I was a bit surprised that I was asked to show my ID card every single time I bought a bottle of wine, when I realised the difference.

Groucho · July 12, 2014

Iron Mike said:
I am drunk mate. I've signed up to an Everton forum and in the morning I won't remember doing it.

Ironically I've logged into an Everton forum and spoke about boxing.

You seem sound.

Please remember your password and come back tomorrow.

Iron Mike · July 12, 2014

Groucho said:
You seem sound.

Please remember your password and come back tomorrow.

I think I remember it. Best write it down right away

Groucho · July 12, 2014

Iron Mike said:
I think I remember it. Best write it down right away

Please do. We also have a hangover thread for when you come round lol

Diogenes the Cynic · July 12, 2014

Dozbik said:
I took out a can of beer from the fridge this evening... and then I put it back.

Bloody tease

Sapie88 · July 13, 2014

Tomorrow I plan on getting very drunk, drinking Warsteiner, or Wobbly as the old boys call it, shouting on the Germans in the Camp And Furnace.

I'm a proper hipster.

SimonB · July 13, 2014

I had an hour or two this afternoon when I wasn't drunk.

SimonB · July 13, 2014

Tonight I'm drunk again. I know this because I just spent 10 minutes looking for the drunk thread in 'World Football.'

Oh well.

Sapie88 · July 14, 2014

I am not sober, is this the place to be. I told a German woman "Ich leibe deine Arschloch". Went down well.

Kiwi · July 14, 2014

Sapie88 said:
I am not sober, is this the place to be. I told a German woman "Ich leibe deine Arschloch". Went down well.

lol. So there was a happy ending then

SimonB · July 18, 2014

Back again.

Dell Boy · July 19, 2014

On holiday with free and plentiful booze. Just need Rom to sign

Blue Cheese · July 19, 2014

Goonies gif in a few threads is the way forward

Bluerover · July 19, 2014

Off work for two weeks and a sh** load of jobs to do around the house.

Missus gone to see the Mother-in Law, Fridge full of beer ......hmmm I need to plan how I will approach my campaign !! :pint2: