The drunk thread

[Dozbik]

How mate? Won't serve me..

I remember the first time I went to the UK I just turned 21 a couple of months before and in Hungary the age limit is 18. I was a bit surprised that I was asked to show my ID card every single time I bought a bottle of wine, when I realised the difference.

 

[Groucho]

I am drunk mate. I've signed up to an Everton forum and in the morning I won't remember doing it.

Ironically I've logged into an Everton forum and spoke about boxing.

You seem sound.

Please remember your password and come back tomorrow.

 

[Iron Mike]

You seem sound.

Please remember your password and come back tomorrow.

I think I remember it. Best write it down right away

 

[Groucho]

I think I remember it. Best write it down right away

Please do. We also have a hangover thread for when you come round lol

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I took out a can of beer from the fridge this evening... and then I put it back.

Bloody tease

 

[Sapie88]

Tomorrow I plan on getting very drunk, drinking Warsteiner, or Wobbly as the old boys call it, shouting on the Germans in the Camp And Furnace.

I'm a proper hipster.

 

[SimonB]

I had an hour or two this afternoon when I wasn't drunk.

 

[SimonB]

Tonight I'm drunk again. I know this because I just spent 10 minutes looking for the drunk thread in 'World Football.'

Oh well.

 

[Sapie88]

I am not sober, is this the place to be. I told a German woman "Ich leibe deine Arschloch". Went down well.

 

[Kiwi]

I am not sober, is this the place to be. I told a German woman "Ich leibe deine Arschloch". Went down well.

lol. So there was a happy ending then

 

[SimonB]

Back again.

 

[Dell Boy]

On holiday with free and plentiful booze. Just need Rom to sign

 

[Blue Cheese]

Goonies gif in a few threads is the way forward

 

[Bluerover]

Off work for two weeks and a sh** load of jobs to do around the house.


Missus gone to see the Mother-in Law, Fridge full of beer ......hmmm I need to plan how I will approach my campaign !!

 

[SimonB]

Back again.