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The drunk thread
- Thread starter chicoazul
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Arteta2391
Player Valuation: £30m
How do I achieve the feeling of being drunk?
I enjoyed Chico's write-up on the main page. Thought it best to check in here.
Ahhh Catholic High School...so many memories...
F sake MODS?
As an aside, it has 132,000 page views up until yesterday.
It would seem lid like to read utter guff online.
Is right @GrandOldTeam and your prostitution of such articles.
It would seem lid like to read utter guff online.
Is right @GrandOldTeam and your prostitution of such articles.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
I have the worst hangover ever, I can't even get out of bed.
Pat's Van
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bacon butties and some lucozade chum, get right on it
GwladysBlue
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I'm scared to stand up and I honestly don't think I could keep food down.
Pat's Van
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no worries mate just means more for me !!
I'm in a pretty bad way., played 3 rounds of wii golf with alcoholic punishments. I don't like being nearly 30, my hangover starts after I drink the first bottle and I'm done for the rest of the night. I wish my cat would comme in and sleep beside me or at my feet or something, but she won't because she's a c-unit.
JAYTALITY
Player Valuation: £30m
It gets worse. Everything. As you age, the following will increase: hangovers, sleeplessness, fatigue, desire for youth, debt, ennui, paranoia, and interest in healthcare. As you age, here's what will decrease: interest in drinking and music, penile tumescence, tolerance for idiocy, joie de vivre, the threshold for whom you find attractive, muscle mass, and novelty.
Wisely pick and choose the nights you want to get shattered. Otherwise you'll burn out.
Happy living
Had a few beers before the match yesterday, travelled home and went for a couple more..... Started getting abusive texts from home so stayed out a while longer.....got home to a locked door and had nowhere to go so slept in the doorway as best I could.... Woke up at 5.30 ish this morning as the sun was coming up....still couldn't get in so went to the shed and got a sun lounger out and then lipped in the back garden til 9am when I could finally get in...... That was a complete waste of time though as I'm now kicked out and homeless ha ha..... I'm sure that's worthy of being in this thread.
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