The drunk thread

[efcarentwe]

I've been around the world twice, talked to everyone once, seen two whales [Poor language removed], been to 3 world fairs, and I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. Push more peter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin, tootin, shootin, parachutin, demolition double cap crimping, frog man. There ain't nothing I can’t do, no sky too high, no sea to rough, no muff too tough. Learnt a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drive all kinds of truck 2 bys, 4 bys, 6 bys, those big motherfuckers that bend and go tshhhh, tshhhh, when you step on the breaks. Anything in life worth doing, is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy Seal Diver, I wine, dine, intertwine and sneak out the back door when the revealing is done. So if you’re feeling froggy you better jump because this frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers Boys!

lone survivor quality film.

 

[Blue Cheese]

I'm drunk, my missus is on her hols n i've got a couple of weeks before i start college so i'm milkin it and what bitches xx

 

[evertoniandy]

Bollocks to the lot of you.

 

[COYB]

vod + coke on a tuesday fuq it

 

[TheBigIguana]

Here tonight.

 

[obc]

I'm checking in. The ISIS thread drove me here...

Well, that and going out for a couple hours following 90 minutes of chasing Paraguayos all over the pitch in 90f/32c heat and 75% humidity.

 

[Walken]

I'm checking in. The ISIS thread drove me here...

Well, that and going out for a couple hours following 90 minutes of chasing Paraguayos all over the pitch in 90f/32c heat and 75% humidity.

mate, even if you let them go after an hour and a half, it's not good form to go round chasing people because of their nationality

 

[obc]

mate, even if you let them go after an hour and a half, it's not good form to go round chasing people because of their nationality

Haha. No, it was just because they had the ball 80% of the time... though truth be told, aside from occasional Deulofeu runs after giving up soft goals, they do work us (inferior) Norteamericanos in to the the action.

I'm north of 40, so the exertion is followed up with cramps, back pain, and all the other crap that comes with being old and trying to remain active. Hooray beer.

 

[Walken]

Haha. No, it was just because they had the ball 80% of the time... though truth be told, aside from occasional Deulofeu runs after giving up soft goals, they do work us (inferior) Norteamericanos in to the the action.

I'm north of 40, so the exertion is followed up with cramps, back pain, and all the other crap that comes with being old and trying to remain active. Hooray beer.

go for it mate, i'm 30 an most my mates don't even kick a ball anymore, i'll play as long as i can

 

[Huyton Layne]

Had a bit to drink. And what?

 

[Hellerad]

Had a few. No regrets.

 

[kithnou]

Presently on my 3rd...ok ok..4th one of these...

Just want to say how much I love you all

 

[TheBigIguana]

This thread and I... we go again

 

[ilikecheese]

I might have had an adult beverage or two this fine evening. It's Friday...NEA.

 

[TrixyStevens]

Oktoberfest down the IFSC in Dublin. I'm that drunk I can't sleep