The drunk thread

[Alio]

I'm so boozed. And I am entertaining, awoo

 

[mzone16]

I'm so boozed. And I am entertaining, awoo

....and your on ure computer! smoothe!!

 

[Alio]

....and your on ure computer! smoothe!!

The beauty of iPhones. Hi Azul

 

[Frank Drebin]

Is this a thread for people to say how drunk they are or to tell drunk stories? oh well i will cover both bases to be sure. I have had two bottles of questionable wine, the main question being how they got the cat to squat over the bottle. Im also 3 bottles into a 6 pack of corona. Im not drunk i think but i have been mistaken before.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Ok a drunken tale. i was about 14 my mates and i smuggled ale to the bday party of my crush of the time. I got her on the dancefloor to find the jamjar of spirits i had liberated from dads cabinet had rendered my legs useless. I staggered into a nearby street and so horny was i from contact with my love i decided a nearby front garden was the perfect place to toss remember that brief but unforgettable dance. I opened my eyes upon climax to the glare of the elderly houseowner. I didnt go down that road for about ten years.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hahaha, you have amazing stories, Frank!!!

 

[Frank Drebin]

Im afraid my life has been one sordid embarrassment after another. Even that didnt teach me a lesson as when i pulled a toilet cleaner from southport fair and persuaded her to give me a blowy on the train she got off at formby. Thinking the carriage deserted i decided to finish the job myself. It was a photo finish between my spunking and the guards grabbing me. I triumphantly leapt off the train with the grace of a semen stained gazelle. Hell of a walk home but worth it.

 

[chicoazul]

The beauty of iPhones. Hi Azul

Wrongo!

 

[heatmeiser]

[Poor language removed] this.

I'm off to the pub.

I'll try and post later with the results.

xx

 

[chicoazul]

[Poor language removed] this.

I'm off to the pub.

I'll try and post later with the results.

xx

Same here. Liverpool awaits.

 

[heatmeiser]

Same here. Liverpool awaits.

Rude or X in the City?

 

[chicoazul]

Rude or X in the City?

A couple of the lads want to bevvy on Hardman Street "to swerve that gay thing in the other end of town".

Bad homophobes, I'll bait them with that.

 

[heatmeiser]

Hah, excellent.

I just have to wait for the mrs to stop being so fecking ill so I can leave her with the offspring and go and get drunk.

 

[TheFinnFan]

dudes. remember one thing, last year we were ace at preseason. and...
when the action starts next weekend, it is different story.
i have my doubts too, but im little bit annoyed with all this freaking crying going on here.
well, but thats just me. drunk again. but this fest ends soon. tomorrow is last day of my vacation, normal life, here we come

 

[Jamo Martinez]

This is great this