The drunk thread

[Jamo Martinez]

If you were drinking cider you deserve all you get to be fair.

Especially if it was that awful Kopparberg pish.

I used cider in my analogy as an example but can't help but agree. People talk about alcohol abuse but if they knew how much cider abused me as a teenager, they'd steer clear of the sadistic tvvat. I have since I was 19

 

[chicoazul]

If you were drinking cider you deserve all you get to be fair.

Especially if it was that awful Kopparberg pish.

Take that back at once. Strawberry & Lime is a thing of beauty.

 

[Del]

Just got back from a weekend in Newcastle £300 down and a bad bad head

 

[heatmeiser]

Take that back at once. Strawberry & Lime is a thing of beauty.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Feeling like 10 pounds of **** in a 5 pound bag this morning lads.

 

[chicoazul]

Just got back from a weekend in Newcastle £300 down and a bad bad head

If you don't finger a girl in Newcastle then you are sh*t and your life isn't worth living.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Eurgh.

Was out drinking from midday yesterday and am paying for it now.

Ended up in a gay pub chatting to 2 old women. One was a super hot 53 year old milf, the other was an old dog.

I would of been happy with the old dog but in the end i was so drunk i staggered home with neither

Eurgh.

 

[kenada_blue]

Was out in Leeds all Saturday....

Couple of Wetherspoons mini crawl for cheap pints, classy German bar supping Steiners of German larger, went to a gig.....

Hit a Yates, 3 bottles of wine, double whiskey, 2 shots of sambuca, couple of shots I dont even know of...

Ended up in a strip club, fell asleep on a lapdance...threw up inside the place. Was pretty legless and had to be carried to the taxi and carried back to my mates house...

Woke up to watch the Celtic game, the West Ham match, and half the Charity shield all while eating some potato wedges for breakfast and smashing back 2 cornish pasties before getting home.

Was a rather fun night.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Take that back at once. Strawberry & Lime is a thing of beauty.

MY MISSUS DRINKS THAT YOU TART

 

[chicoazul]

MY MISSUS DRINKS THAT YOU TART

I AM YOUR MISSUS FFS x

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I AM YOUR MISSUS FFS x

That would explain why the house is a tip! GET OFF THE INTERNET AND CLEAN YOU BIFF.

 

[chicoazul]

That would explain why the house is a tip! GET OFF THE INTERNET AND CLEAN YOU BIFF.

Pay me first you filthy beast ffs.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Family meal and the vino flowed. Im currently working my way through a bottle of glenmorangie and am rather drunk. Drunk enough to convince myself im not sitting alone drinking whisky but having a tipple in a virtual social event anyway.

 

[andym78]

I like the way this thread comes back at the same time as all the riot threads!!

 

[Frank Drebin]

Head is in so much pain, last night's old friend whiskey has become my enemy and is intent on causing my head to explode. Going round my sisters soon and will have a eye opening couple of wines and may make up with my scotch pal later.