The drunk thread

Kurt. · January 4, 2015

RAFUH said:
A sober Kurt. That sounds boring, sweets.

I enjoy a few beers but every now and then its good to cleanse the system ha ha..... Need to lose a few pounds after Xmas too tbh.

HSD · January 4, 2015

I got pretty drunk last night and got angry because some woman was dancing too near to our table. Me+alcohol+women don't get on very well.

Pat's Van · January 4, 2015

yay HSD !!

evertoniandy · January 4, 2015

BluePeadar said:
Irish.

Good shout.

FTY said:
Bet you are now..voddy takes forever to kick in.

Nope. Bottle's gone.

FTY · January 4, 2015

evertoniandy said:
Good shout.

Nope. Bottle's gone.

Any minute now...

evertoniandy · January 4, 2015

FTY said:
Any minute now...

Nope.

Foles75 · January 4, 2015

Wife was embarrassed that I tried to take my pants off at a office party last night... Jim beam and diet coke get me every time.. I didn't think it was anything till I i saw 3/4 of a gallon gone the next morning Huh.. That must be why I have the squirts.. The wife says its like a wave... One minute I'm laughing... 30-45 min later,,, I wanna take my pants off... Only the pants.. Not the sweater..

McBain · January 4, 2015

EFCNIK said:
Yes mate. You were full on endorsing rolf harris but we let you off coz we knew you were drunk. The modz asked my opinion on the matter but I told them to go easy. You're welcome.

peteblue said:
You did mate. Posting gif's of your swinging genitals played badly. TBf, Woolly and Chrissy enjoyed them but it was a bit OTT.............

Good God.

Never drinking and Foruming again.

EFCNIK · January 4, 2015

Foles is on the new year get fit regime everyone. Diet coke only he wants you to know. He soooo CBA going to the gym today but he's going anyway lol!

Foles75 · January 5, 2015

Now that's funny!!!! Watching the carbs... Hahah

Foles75 · January 5, 2015

This bod is a perfect 10.. If I use regular coke it might drop down to maybe a 4.5 or so... !!!

kithnou · January 5, 2015

Foles75 said:
Wife was embarrassed that I tried to take my pants off at a office party last night... Jim beam and diet coke get me every time.. I didn't think it was anything till I i saw 3/4 of a gallon gone the next morning Huh.. That must be why I have the squirts.. The wife says its like a wave... One minute I'm laughing... 30-45 min later,,, I wanna take my pants off... Only the pants.. Not the sweater..

Clearly you must be real proud of your little fella subconsciously. Solved.

Jim Lahey · January 5, 2015

I drank every evening from Christmas Eve until Saturday evening (3rd Jan). Put loads of weight on and generally feel crap.

I'm promised myself, and my wife, that I am going to be good from here on in. Want to lose weight and get healthy again.