The drunk thread

[Kurt.]

A sober Kurt. That sounds boring, sweets.

I enjoy a few beers but every now and then its good to cleanse the system ha ha..... Need to lose a few pounds after Xmas too tbh.

 

[HSD]

I got pretty drunk last night and got angry because some woman was dancing too near to our table. Me+alcohol+women don't get on very well.

 

[Pat's Van]

yay HSD !!

 

[evertoniandy]

Irish.

Good shout.

Bet you are now..voddy takes forever to kick in.

Nope. Bottle's gone.

 

[FTY]

Good shout.

Nope. Bottle's gone.

Any minute now...

 

[evertoniandy]

Any minute now...

Nope.

 

[Foles75]

Wife was embarrassed that I tried to take my pants off at a office party last night... Jim beam and diet coke get me every time.. I didn't think it was anything till I i saw 3/4 of a gallon gone the next morning Huh.. That must be why I have the squirts.. The wife says its like a wave... One minute I'm laughing... 30-45 min later,,, I wanna take my pants off... Only the pants.. Not the sweater..

 

[McBain]

Yes mate. You were full on endorsing rolf harris but we let you off coz we knew you were drunk. The modz asked my opinion on the matter but I told them to go easy. You're welcome.

You did mate. Posting gif's of your swinging genitals played badly. TBf, Woolly and Chrissy enjoyed them but it was a bit OTT.............

Good God.

Never drinking and Foruming again.

 

[EFCNIK]

Foles is on the new year get fit regime everyone. Diet coke only he wants you to know. He soooo CBA going to the gym today but he's going anyway lol!

 

[Foles75]

Now that's funny!!!! Watching the carbs... Hahah

 

[Foles75]

This bod is a perfect 10.. If I use regular coke it might drop down to maybe a 4.5 or so... !!!

 

[kithnou]

Wife was embarrassed that I tried to take my pants off at a office party last night... Jim beam and diet coke get me every time.. I didn't think it was anything till I i saw 3/4 of a gallon gone the next morning Huh.. That must be why I have the squirts.. The wife says its like a wave... One minute I'm laughing... 30-45 min later,,, I wanna take my pants off... Only the pants.. Not the sweater..

Clearly you must be real proud of your little fella subconsciously. Solved.

 

[Jim Lahey]

I drank every evening from Christmas Eve until Saturday evening (3rd Jan). Put loads of weight on and generally feel crap.

I'm promised myself, and my wife, that I am going to be good from here on in. Want to lose weight and get healthy again.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Drink everyday !

 

[heatmeiser]

I got drunk on rum the other evening and woke up to 4 packets of Hungarian kolbasz sausage on the table.

Not sure why, it was alright though.