The drunk thread

[summerisle]

Second night in a row I've drank more than I am comfortable with. There are a lot of things eating away at me and I am concerned that this does not become routine. No idea why I am sharing this with random people but it beats telling people I see all the time.

For what it's worth, Rogue's Santa's Private Reserve Ale is delicious.

Cat shenanigans ?

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Cat shenanigans ?

No, shitty relationship problems.

 

[summerisle]

No, shitty relationship problems.

Blame it on the cat

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Blame it on the cat

My answer to why I am almost 30 and still single is because I put a harness on a cat and walk it down the street.

 

[summerisle]

My answer to why I am almost 30 and still single is because I put a harness on a cat and walk it down the street.

Told you it was the cat's fault.

 

[Miami Blue]

I am currently DJing at a casino in Miami. It's slowing down and I have nothing else to do but post on GOT. I finish in 20 minutes, I've only actually DJ'ed for about an hour, and up $140 at the roulette tables.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Told you it was the cat's fault.

I'll remember that 10 years from now when I am almost 40 and still single. "It's that damn cat."

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

I am currently DJing at a casino in Miami. It's slowing down and I have nothing else to do but post on GOT. I finish in 20 minutes, I've only actually DJ'ed for about an hour, and up $140 at the roulette tables.

I had my heart broken, then drank 4 beers, and wrote a code for MATLAB while watching a documentary about deer on Netflix. You win.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Preparing for a night out in Leeds. Ran out of Erdinger and moved swiftly onto bottles of Fosters which I have found for 50p each.

Wrecked already and not going out for another hour.

Tell you what though, needed a few bottles to get through the football tonight. England were dross and I couldn't see the Ireland game for fog.

 

[Robertor]

Half 3 and I'm already half cut, no one knows what that means over here for gods sake. Went out with work lads at about 11 and got back half an hour ago. Decided to make a Twitter account which I'll regret tomorrow, have also fell down the stairs in work. Rang a taxi to get home, currently in the taxi and have been shamelessly singing a Pink song with the driver while in LA traffic, and teaching him scouse. Get in Friday lad.

 

[Garymc2412]

I am currently DJing at a casino in Miami. It's slowing down and I have nothing else to do but post on GOT. I finish in 20 minutes, I've only actually DJ'ed for about an hour, and up $140 at the roulette tables.

I'm just drunk and the usual 20 quid down on bet 365
And I'm working in manchester sat morn the weather says don't go but I have to
Would I swap tho
Nah I like by job I get paid a fortune too
And I watch everton at goodison every home game

 

[l4toffee]

Preparing for a night out in Leeds. Ran out of Erdinger and moved swiftly onto bottles of Fosters which I have found for 50p each.

Wrecked already and not going out for another hour.

Tell you what though, needed a few bottles to get through the football tonight. England were dross and I couldn't see the Ireland game for fog.

erdinger to fosters is a serious fall from grace . That's like marrying sienna Miller and cheating on her with Gail platt

 

[Donald Twain]

erdinger to fosters is a serious fall from grace . That's like marrying sienna Miller and cheating on her with Gail platt

Ha true that!

 

[l4toffee]

Ha true that!

My taste buds would be in bits.

 

[Toast]

erdinger to fosters is a serious fall from grace . That's like marrying sienna Miller and cheating on her with Gail platt

Gail must be magnificent though.