The drunk thread

[verreauxi]

Konichiwa Bitches:

I've been drinking since 9am with friends hoping ftor a foxes win at Old Trafford. They've all gone onto responsibilities, but I'm still on my porch. If any of you cats wants to join me, I'm here. Hit me up: lawlerrr@yahoo.com (oh and I live in the middle of nowhere).

 

[zandvoort blue]

I may have had one glass too many and posted in the match thread ffs. Sorry now, and will be sorrier n the morning

Ps, why does autocorrect always screw your post up when you're hammered?

 

[evertoniandy]

Went to my first Largs Thistle game last night. 4 pints before getting a bottle of Malbec for the train to Irvine. Beers at the game, beers afterwards, smashed a pint glass on the train, almost got nicked for it and singing Largs songs at the station. Went for a few more beers which I don't remember but there's photographic evidence and then McDonald's. Got sweet talked by a brasser. Up for work at 9 fresh as a daisy.

 

[Hellerad]

Yuuup.

 

[kithnou]

Went to my first Largs Thistle game last night. 4 pints before getting a bottle of Malbec for the train to Irvine. Beers at the game, beers afterwards, smashed a pint glass on the train, almost got nicked for it and singing Largs songs at the station. Went for a few more beers which I don't remember but there's photographic evidence and then McDonald's. Got sweet talked by a brasser. Up for work at 9 fresh as a daisy.

You deserve your own thread

 

[Lionel Naismith]

Back again, it's only been one page ha. Just nailed some bird who's got a fella, give her a sterling fresh burst and was on my way. Been out since about 7 so I'm goosed, have a good day fellas.. Thanks for reading x

 

[Connor]

Hello Chiefs

 

[Goat]

Hello Chiefs

Bed.

 

[Yorkie]

Back again, it's only been one page ha. Just nailed some bird who's got a fella, give her a sterling fresh burst and was on my way. Been out since about 7 so I'm goosed, have a good day fellas.. Thanks for reading x

Kinell

 

[DrEFC]

On mates stag. Feel rough as [Poor language removed]. Ashamed of my actions. Tonight we go again, this does not slip.

 

[Gwlacticos]

I have woken up this morning to find my shorts and pants caked in [Poor language removed]. It's down my leg, on the mattress and on the floor in the toilet. I remember falling into the road last night and have a very sore rib this morning. I am in my forties. This is not acceptable behaviour.

 

[silent bob]

I have woken up this morning to find my shorts and pants caked in [Poor language removed]. It's down my leg, on the mattress and on the floor in the toilet. I remember falling into the road last night and have a very sore rib this morning. I am in my forties. This is not acceptable behaviour.

Thanks for sharing.

Not sure i would in the same circumstances but bravo nonetheless.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Thanks for sharing.

Not sure i would in the same circumstances but bravo nonetheless.

I know. I thought if I shared it I would feel better. She is absolutely fuming downstairs. I am now washing the cack off my legs. My mate is having a BBQ today, but I don't think she will want to go now. For me, this incident is over. I've cleaned up and binned me kecks. She will not let this go. I have a bad day ahead. I might take her and our boy to the zoo.

 

[coollino]

Morning all

 

[silent bob]

I know. I thought if I shared it I would feel better. She is absolutely fuming downstairs. I am now washing the cack off my legs. My mate is having a BBQ today, but I don't think she will want to go now. For me, this incident is over. I've cleaned up and binned me kecks. She will not let this go. I have a bad day ahead. I might take her and our boy to the zoo.

You should take the cack caked kecks to the zoo and throw them at the monkeys see how they like it.