Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
She's wiping my backside with it as we speak !
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The drunk thread
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I think you're going to see a lot more activity on here besides Donald before the end of the season.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
After a really long [Poor language removed] day at work decided to get [Poor language removed]. We decided to go to to the Lion ((Moorfields). Had many exceptional beers from Formby. They are exceptional, but struggling to remember the best. Never had their beers before but I highly recommend them.Did I mention I'm [Poor language removed]. The best I think was this :
But it might not be, anyway, they all gorgeous, like drinking nectar, not that I've drunk nectar, but I would imagine the sensation would be the same. Anyway, I'm [Poor language removed]. Got home and decide to have a taste test of my sloe yin and quince brandy - oh yes, very, very drinkable, which in fact it was. So I did. Eschewing nonsense regarding dinners 3 sausage rolls and a nice spliff watching MOTD in the expectation of an Everton loss. In my current state I couldn't give a [Poor language removed]. God bless you all.
But it might not be, anyway, they all gorgeous, like drinking nectar, not that I've drunk nectar, but I would imagine the sensation would be the same. Anyway, I'm [Poor language removed]. Got home and decide to have a taste test of my sloe yin and quince brandy - oh yes, very, very drinkable, which in fact it was. So I did. Eschewing nonsense regarding dinners 3 sausage rolls and a nice spliff watching MOTD in the expectation of an Everton loss. In my current state I couldn't give a [Poor language removed]. God bless you all.
A glowing endorsement of Red Star.After a really long [Poor language removed] day at work decided to get [Poor language removed]. We decided to go to to the Lion ((Moorfields). Had many exceptional beers from Formby. They are exceptional, but struggling to remember the best. Never had their beers before but I highly recommend them.Did I mention I'm [Poor language removed]. The best I think was this :
But it might not be, anyway, they all gorgeous, like drinking nectar, not that I've drunk nectar, but I would imagine the sensation would be the same. Anyway, I'm [Poor language removed]. Got home and decide to have a taste test of my sloe yin and quince brandy - oh yes, very, very drinkable, which in fact it was. So I did. Eschewing nonsense regarding dinners 3 sausage rolls and a nice spliff watching MOTD in the expectation of an Everton loss. In my current state I couldn't give a [Poor language removed]. God bless you all.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
After a really long [Poor language removed] day at work decided to get [Poor language removed]. We decided to go to to the Lion ((Moorfields). Had many exceptional beers from Formby. They are exceptional, but struggling to remember the best. Never had their beers before but I highly recommend them.Did I mention I'm [Poor language removed]. The best I think was this :
But it might not be, anyway, they all gorgeous, like drinking nectar, not that I've drunk nectar, but I would imagine the sensation would be the same. Anyway, I'm [Poor language removed]. Got home and decide to have a taste test of my sloe yin and quince brandy - oh yes, very, very drinkable, which in fact it was. So I did. Eschewing nonsense regarding dinners 3 sausage rolls and a nice spliff watching MOTD in the expectation of an Everton loss. In my current state I couldn't give a [Poor language removed]. God bless you all.
You're twatted good and proper lad
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Don't know the score yet, Burnley on MOTD now, fearing the worst, feeling a twatting for us coming, as well as the hangover. Happy days.
lancs blue
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Order a doner and spew over the walls. Sign of a good night
I'd keep drinking...
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
And what?
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Florin
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So I work as IT Support for german speakers
Today a colleague asked me to translate a pretty nasty romanian swear in german over skype, which I did. The only thing I overlooked is that in the meantime I had started talking to a german client about a connection issue.
Basically, I told a German Excellence Project Manager to do one in his own language. Now I am smashed in my own appartment, fully aware that I'll be expecting an E-mail from HR in the following days.
Still more anxious about the WBA fixture
God Bless
Today a colleague asked me to translate a pretty nasty romanian swear in german over skype, which I did. The only thing I overlooked is that in the meantime I had started talking to a german client about a connection issue.
Basically, I told a German Excellence Project Manager to do one in his own language. Now I am smashed in my own appartment, fully aware that I'll be expecting an E-mail from HR in the following days.
Still more anxious about the WBA fixture
God Bless
David Bowie is a better actor than a musical artist. and he's a bad actor.
Every bowei song that's covered is better than the original.
fight me
Every bowei song that's covered is better than the original.
fight me
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Is the bowel song the B side of the Laughing Gnome ?
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