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The drunk thread

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Perfect for that late night snack.

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Went to town yesterday afternoon to get some trainers but bumped into a mate on the way in, bad move.
Woke up on the couch about an hour ago having all kinds of flashbacks, was chatting shoite to some bird I haven't seen for years, thought it'd be a good idea to go to the all night tescos then came home after buying loads of pillows dunno why, and woke my missus up dragging pillows of the bed and stuffing new ones under her head, for some bizarre reason I bought "just for Men" and have dyed my grey beard black, but my face and hands are black as well. Got an Al Jolson thing going and can't get the fecker off.
I can hear her mooching around upstairs and me pretending to be asleep can't last all day. Not looking forward to this...

I also got 2 blocks of cheese, coat-hangers, deodorant, a pineapple, trainer socks and a apricot and custard lattice, heads pounding

And there's 3 burgers jammed in the microwave urghh....
 

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