She imagines :
Not quite :
That pub has the overbearing well-lit lighting of a Weatherspoons.
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That pub has the overbearing well-lit lighting of a Weatherspoons.
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I was in the hares last night 
Gwlacticos
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Ended up at a beer festival at Nottingham rugby club last night. Mate knocked on my room door this morning for work and my room was in a right mess. Cups and tea bags and clothes everywhere. Money all over the place. My new trainers are covered in crap. I’ve broke my thick plastic room keyring and my leg is killing me today. Was a hard morning at work. I’m too old for this.
I suspect I shall pay for this tomorrow 
Done!
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Must get pissed more often. 
I've become a light weight ffs
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Pros and cons : pros - early night, something decent to eat not spend a fortune and no embarrassing episodes. Cons : fall in hedge, have absolutely no money left, or worse, no sign of your wallet/purse, pay a fortune for a taxi, stumble home and wake up to the equivalent of a hangover that puts an earthquake to shame.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Nothing like a strong black coffee ; then forget it's there.
*sips cold coffee.
Ive got to be honest, I feel theres a bit of projection in the "cons" first part of your sentence.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Being a man of experience regarding hedges I couldn't possibly comment.
TO BE FAIR I went to a Full Moon Party in Thailand, came back, tried figuring out my key at 6, lost my balance somehow and fell backwards in to a hedge myself. Took me about 5-10 minutes to roll over I was laughing so hard.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I have to say, laughing is a concomitant to falling in hedges, unless you're left there, fall asleep, and wake up and wonder where the hell you are, so I believe.
Got to admit, that's a new word for me! Who knew you could learn things like that discussing OBVIOUSLY not falling in to hedges!
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