The drunk thread

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You lucky drunk bastards

 

[JamesBT]

Just left a pub wasted but feeling pretty **** hot. my dad (one time evertonian, leeds, current Tranmere? I know I know weird one!) and my older bro, leeds scum decided to start a, 'how many trophies have u won since 1970' debate. I argued that they are living the dream by being in the league they r but also that its easy to pick a paticular date that suites there history etc etc but where it was two on one it got ugly and made me realise no matter how **** we r at present we will never be as **** as them
I said 1878 and **** u etc and how many tropies they won since 1980 and then i realised they were winding me but the thing is u mention everton drunk or sober i get on one, especially to some **** house teams like them
i thought bar lady was gonna kick me out but turns out she is a blue and was totally on my side( evertonian)! Junction Pub, Southampton. I hope Southampton get promoted so we can take over the city one day this year

i just hate leeds with a passion

 

[EFCNIK]

I got very multicultural last night. I now have an Asian and a Brazilian bird texting me. I have no recollection of either.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I got very multicultural last night. I now have an Asian and a Brazilian bird texting me. I have no recollection of either.

Ask them for pics and what number they are.

Oh and SMASH THEM LAD!

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

I got very multicultural last night. I now have an Asian and a Brazilian bird texting me. I have no recollection of either.

careful with the Brazilian, famed for the national export of chicks with dicks.

 

[Azzurri]

Just getting in at half 8 off my barnet. Mad

 

[Sharpys top lip]

OMG i was drinking that Tyskie last night. top quality larger from Poland. but iv got a ****er. of a hang over here in work now... :-(

 

[TheFinnFan]

i dont know is this hangover or am i still drunk ffs...i have to go to give my vote, presidential elections today

 

[Azzurri]

i dont know is this hangover or am i still drunk ffs...i have to go to give my vote, presidential elections today

Vote for Pedro.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Vote for Pedro.

how about this guy, Timo Soini, true-finn party, huge Millwall supporter FFS

 

[Frank Drebin]

how about this guy, Timo Soini, true-finn party, huge Millwall supporter FFS

I'd vote for him without hesitation. He looks exactly the type of character I'd want with his finger on the button.

 

[TheFinnFan]

i did it. lets see if he gets into second round.

 

[heatmeiser]

Eating Drozdzowki z serem and wondering why my foot won't stop moving.

FFS i am feet

 

[Huyton Layne]

Ever think you shouldn't be married and should be d*ckin' that blonde barmaid with the tight arse? Oh to be 10 years younger.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

chicken burger with strawberry jam mmmm you can't beat drunken concoctions