The drunk thread

[Zatara]

Welcome to my world.....she said something and i slowly got more and more drunk until i exploded with rage.....

Day 2.....she gets her stuff and i explode again.....

Then go on the lash.

 

[EFCNIK]

Welcome to my world.....she said something and i slowly got more and more drunk until i exploded with rage.....

Day 2.....she gets her stuff and i explode again.....

Then go on the lash.

She's a lucky girl mate.

 

[Zatara]

You slept with 3 ladyboys. It's fine, we all make mistakes.

Sadly not.....that would have actually made for a better story.

 

[Zatara]

She's a lucky girl mate.

She said she was seeing another guy the following week.....so I called her a prozzy etc....

She apparently was 'only joking'......to wind me up.....


Well, she succeeded.

 

[EFCNIK]

Give her to Bangkok mate. She'll never be found.

 

[Zatara]

Ive no idea what

"You need to earn back her trust"

Which was the advice I got from her sister.....actually means?!


Do i keep messaging like an idiot.....or just disappear for a week so she thinks ive topped myself

 

[Zatara]

2 of us had a 1850 dollar bill in a girlie bar 2 weeks ago.....

I just had to deposit in cash another 350....for extras not paid for....

I have no idea what happened....although whenever I go in there they give me free bottles of vodka.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Such a wonderful disease-filled life. This week I sat and watched telly with the wife a couple of nights and had a few bottles. I like being old.

 

[Username]

Not the best for social situations though is it?

It is and it isn't really, i'm not constantly stoned like i mostly only have a joint an hour before i go to bed, it's great for when you've had a chocker day and just want to chill out. If i go out with family or take a bird out then i wont smoke a joint like, but it i'm out with some of me mates then i might have 1 or 2, it's a decent plant.

 

[EFCNIK]

Just got a text off some random.

Random:'Who's this?'

Nik: 'I could ask you the same thing'

Random:'You put your number in my phone last night'

Nik:'Did I? I hope you're a girl ffs!'

I don't know wtf I was on last night. Absolute state.

 

[Brownie]

Pretty good Niko

 

[spikeman]

I texted a random last night "Wanna bum? x"

F*cking declined, the [Poor language removed].

 

[Southall]

Just left a pub wasted but feeling pretty **** hot. my dad (one time evertonian, leeds, current Tranmere? I know I know weird one!) and my older bro, leeds scum decided to start a, 'how many trophies have u won since 1970' debate. I argued that they are living the dream by being in the league they r but also that its easy to pick a paticular date that suites there history etc etc but where it was two on one it got ugly and made me realise no matter how **** we r at present we will never be as **** as them
I said 1878 and **** u etc and how many tropies they won since 1980 and then i realised they were winding me but the thing is u mention everton drunk or sober i get on one, especially to some **** house teams like them
i thought bar lady was gonna kick me out but turns out she is a blue and was totally on my side( evertonian)! Junction Pub, Southampton. I hope Southampton get promoted so we can take over the city one day this year

 

[Southall]

I will now only talk to my mum till they except their ****e

 

[Frank Drebin]

Rather inebriated.

Pretty, pretty, pretty good.