The drunk thread

[EFCNIK]

Tighter than a dolphin's blowhole.

Loosen them up mate. Loosen them up.

 

[Woolly Blue]

i'M AMAZED I can still type.
200 miles from home, on expenses and been drinking solid for four hours with a small pause for food.
At this poitn, at the weekend, I'd be pissed as a fart.

Will the barmaide sleep with me tonight ?
Hang on, is it a barmaid or a barman ?

 

[Kurt.]

i'M AMAZED I can still type.
200 miles from home, on expenses and been drinking solid for four hours with a small pause for food.
At this poitn, at the weekend, I'd be pissed as a fart.

Will the barmaide sleep with me tonight ?
Hang on, is it a barmaid or a barman ?

Who cares.... 200 miles from home.... smash her Lid !!!!! you have my permission, i will even tell your wife you were in my house playing cards.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Who cares.... 200 miles from home.... smash her Lid !!!!! you have my permission, i will even tell your wife you were in my house playing cards.

She's Scottish .... and thoug a tad chunky, shes lovly.
SAdly, I think she's just bored and is being nice cos there's only here and me in the bar.


Great tits though.

 

[Kurt.]

She's Scottish .... and thoug a tad chunky, shes lovly.
SAdly, I think she's just bored and is being nice cos there's only here and me in the bar.


Great tits though.

she's giving you all the signs mate, all you gotta do is send him home happy gilmore style.... home home home ...send the chap home.

 

[Woolly Blue]

she's giving you all the signs mate, all you gotta do is send him home happy gilmore style.... home home home ...send the chap home.

Gilmore stlye ?
scuse my ignorance, Is this good, or not ?

 

[tommye]

She's Scottish .... and thoug a tad chunky, shes lovly.
SAdly, I think she's just bored and is being nice cos there's only here and me in the bar.


Great tits though.

Mr WB, your mission for this evening is, at the very least, jizz over said tits. It is your duty as a GOTer to own that chunk.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Mr WB, your mission for this evening is, at the very least, jizz over said tits. It is your duty as a GOTer to own that chunk.

Tommye = Bad man.
She locked up 20 ins ago

I'm about ot bottle it and run to m y room for a tug.

 

[Kurt.]

Mr WB, your mission for this evening is, at the very least, jizz over said tits. It is your duty as a GOTer to own that chunk.

and pics tomorrow or GTFO !!!!

 

[Woolly Blue]

and pics tomorrow or GTFO !!!!

Haha. mate, I'm quite pissed now and would pobably just end up with a pic of my cock

 

[tommye]

Tommye = Bad man.
She locked up 20 ins ago

I'm about ot bottle it and run to m y room for a tug.

she sounds like she's built like a tugg so steam on in there fella!!! There she blows woo woooooooooo!!

 

[tommye]

Haha. mate, I'm quite pissed now and would pobably just end up with a pi of my cock

we're waiting for cock pi

 

[Kurt.]

so near yet so far.... unlucky mate.

 

[Kurt.]

we're waiting for cock pi

is that like steak and kidney pi ????

 

[tommye]

is that like steak and kidney pi ????

I'm certainly hoping so. . . .