The drunk thread

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drinking Jack`s chili beer
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actually now im scared what missus just said. ffs, gonna be tough weekend...she left for work and left phone home.
 
Already pissed ffs, went for a 'quiet beer' with the lads at lunch... It ended up quite badly. Going out tonight aswll, jesusssss
 

I turn 30 this weekend, I expect all of you to be as **** up as possible.

Enjoy it kEVo

In trouble here. My head kills

Decided that unless the drink was in a shot glass, I wouldn't drink it last night. Gonna be a tough day
 

Already added public urination in London to my resume last night. Couldn't find a loo anywhere.

"You know theres a pub down there mate"
"I know I couldn't find it... Sorry"
 
Already added public urination in London to my resume last night. Couldn't find a loo anywhere.

"You know theres a pub down there mate"
"I know I couldn't find it... Sorry"

How comes your in London?

Tell me you're on a college trip. And tell me there's loads of pretty American birds who are questionably too young for me but not questionably enough that I'm going to give a ****. PM your location at once and I will come and smash your friends.
 

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