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I spent £194 (from what I can make out) on Monday night. Count yourself lucky ffs. I do it every ****ing time. 'Oh yay Nik is duuuuuuuurrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkkk who wants a drink, shall we get champagne? Alright then why the **** not! Wooooooooo!'

And it's not me trying to show off it's just what I do ffs. I'm a generous drunk, the worst kind.
 

EFCNIK said:
I spent £194 (from what I can make out) on Monday night. Count yourself lucky ffs. I do it every ****ing time. 'Oh yay Nik is duuuuuuuurrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkkk who wants a drink, shall we get champagne? Alright then why the **** not! Wooooooooo!'

And it's not me trying to show off it's just what I do ffs. I'm a generous drunk, the worst kind.
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I have a mate like you, love it.

I'm generous too but as I don't have a job my money runs out quicker and I don't end up spending 200 quid lol!
 

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On the 6th Makers on the rocks with a couple tastes of the medicinal along the way.

That's right. It's 9:53, missus asleep on the couch and me with a solid drunk on that warrants watching one of the following:

"A Bridge Too Far" Caine as Col. Vandeleur = brilliant.
"Blazing Saddles"
"Revenge of the Nerds"

After I come back from the back porch, I might report my movie choice.
 
EFCNIK said:
I spent £194 (from what I can make out) on Monday night. Count yourself lucky ffs. I do it every ****ing time. 'Oh yay Nik is duuuuuuuurrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkkk who wants a drink, shall we get champagne? Alright then why the **** not! Wooooooooo!'

And it's not me trying to show off it's just what I do ffs. I'm a generous drunk, the worst kind.
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Note to self....get nik drunk and take advantage.......of his drunken generosity
 
To paraphrase a line from an old Deacon Blue song, "I'm lovely and drunk now". Margaritas. Tequila just makes me feel really good. Like peaceful and content more than drunk.
 
EFCNIK said:
I spent £194 (from what I can make out) on Monday night. Count yourself lucky ffs. I do it every ****ing time. 'Oh yay Nik is duuuuuuuurrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkkk who wants a drink, shall we get champagne? Alright then why the **** not! Wooooooooo!'

And it's not me trying to show off it's just what I do ffs. I'm a generous drunk, the worst kind.
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When I come to Ingurland, I will make sure you come drinking with me.
 

The end of the box of wine should have signalled a perfect time to stop ang go to bed.

Then Mrs Jock pipes up, "You've got a bottle of Glenfiddich up the cupboard you know......"
 

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