The drunk thread

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Played 9 holes of golf after work...six Budwesiers...didn't shoot too bad and have a warm buzz...life is good.
 
Getting a lil pissed tonight , wife goes to work at 7pm , beer and polish vodka starts to flow just before , "special Friend" comes to play soon after to watch the footie with me ;) ALL WILL BE WELL :)
 
Just got home from the Pinback concert. Had a glass of Sauv Blan before and about 5 Blue Moons at the show...Primed and ready to go...but nowhere to go...time to start drunk dialing.
 

Just got home from the Pinback concert. Had a glass of Sauv Blan before and about 5 Blue Moons at the show...Primed and ready to go...but nowhere to go...time to start drunk dialing.

I I would have seen this earlier, I would have told you to call me. But not now I'm about to go to bed.
 
Got asked to leave a club for vomiting last night.

I asked for the strongest but easiest to drink cocktail. It wasn't easy to drink.

Haven't been sick since I was about 19, low ebb today. Ouch
 
Got asked to leave a club for vomiting last night.

I asked for the strongest but easiest to drink cocktail. It wasn't easy to drink.

Haven't been sick since I was about 19, low ebb today. Ouch

Hahaha yes Mick! I'm usually pretty good at slyly being sick without anyone noticing. The other night I pretended to bend down to do my laces up at the bar and just chucked my guts up. No one noticed and I just carried on.

I've only ever been asked to leave a club once, and that was for falling asleep on the bar on the fatefull night of England v Algeria. Then I came home, turned on the computer and the rest is history.
 
I have whisky in front of me and wine and usually attack Moyes when I am in this way. ****in [Poor language removed]. He's the reason I am so confused. I hate him.
 


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