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The drunk thread

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Zatara said:
Went on a mad one last night,.....strip bar, bottle of vodka with a mate + redbull....

Then off to some nasty bars which i dont remember going to, just found a receipt i found in my trousers at 7am when i realised i didnt have a wallet....went back to that bar and apparently they took my wallet off me as i hadnt paid the bill and didnt know a pin number etc etc....so went home got cash and went back to the bar and got the wallet...

Home at 10am ish....hangover finally went at 11pm.
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So you got your wallet taken off you?

You get mugged off in a lot of these stories, don't you Zat.
 
Azzurri said:
So you got your wallet taken off you?

You get mugged off in a lot of these stories, don't you Zat.
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Not clever eh. Ended up going to the supermarket this morning still wasted....chatted up the girl in the deli and the checkout girl.....a bit embarassed to go back there to be honest as i cant remember what they look like.
 
Zatara said:
Not clever eh. Ended up going to the supermarket this morning still wasted....chatted up the girl in the deli and the checkout girl.....a bit embarassed to go back there to be honest as i cant remember what they look like.
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Are you one of them people who say you chatted a girl up when in actual fact you talked about mandatory things such as deli food and checkout receipts?
 

Zatara said:
lol Is your life so boring you cant go out and have fun ? Asia is where its at....
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No way man! I don't want AIDS!

Zatara said:
Not clever eh. Ended up going to the supermarket this morning still wasted....chatted up the girl in the deli and the checkout girl.....a bit embarassed to go back there to be honest as i cant remember what they look like.
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Did you slot her in the storeroom Zat you well did you monster. Smash her Zat!
 
Azzurri said:
Are you one of them people who say you chatted a girl up when in actual fact you talked about mandatory things such as deli food and checkout receipts?
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Ended up with 500g of turkey and a huge lump of blue cheese....so yeah probably. In a surreal moment after I had paid for my goods I remember walking back over to her and there was a moment when our eyes met --I reached into my bag and pulled out a newly purchased bar of toblerone......was about to pass it to her then realised it wasnt a good idea as it was my local and i probably shouldnt "**** where i eat'.....


Dont fancy going back there for a while.....
 
Zatara said:
Ended up with 500g of turkey and a huge lump of blue cheese....so yeah probably. In a surreal moment after I had paid for my goods I remember walking back over to her and there was a moment when our eyes met --I reached into my bag and pulled out a newly purchased bar of toblerone......was about to pass it to her then realised it wasnt a good idea as it was my local and i probably shouldnt "**** where i eat'.....


Dont fancy going back there for a while.....
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Hahahahahaha what the [Poor language removed] have I just read?
 
Zatara said:
Ended up with 500g of turkey and a huge lump of blue cheese....so yeah probably. In a surreal moment after I had paid for my goods I remember walking back over to her and there was a moment when our eyes met --I reached into my bag and pulled out a newly purchased bar of toblerone......was about to pass it to her then realised it wasnt a good idea as it was my local and i probably shouldnt "**** where i eat'.....


Dont fancy going back there for a while.....
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[Poor language removed] the turkey with the toblerone using the cheese as lube.

do it asia style dude
 

Can someone invent a time machine and find out who invented BJs plz. I would love to go back in time and worship that ****er for as long as possible.

On a side note, Magners seems to increase my drunk **** chatting by a factor of ten.
 
Zatara said:
Ended up with 500g of turkey and a huge lump of blue cheese....so yeah probably. In a surreal moment after I had paid for my goods I remember walking back over to her and there was a moment when our eyes met --I reached into my bag and pulled out a newly purchased bar of toblerone......was about to pass it to her then realised it wasnt a good idea as it was my local and i probably shouldnt "**** where i eat'.....


Dont fancy going back there for a while.....
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What??? Hahahahahaha
 
I am ****ing steaming. Now I'm sitting in my room drinking a can and trying to convince a 33 year old candian with 3 kids to reveal her foof to me on skype.






Oh nicholas.
 

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