The drunk thread

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Lads, i'm going out on a hen night tonight with loads of single birds.

So if i don't come on here tonight drunk its because i'm busy fingering one of them.

If i do come on here drunk tonight its because i'm crying cause none of them would let me finger them.
 
Does the hen party look like this?

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If not I'll see you later on here gator.
 

Phwoooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr i wish!

Don't think there's any goth chicks going though, i'll just have to lower my standards to a normal looking one haha.
 

9am, sitting here looking at my screen, and another imaginary one, rocking side to side, 2 hours sleep has done nothing, totally pished, bits of vomit coming up in my mouth and going back down again. Hold me someone.
 

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