The drunk thread

[micknick]

I know what you mean Sean, been there today

 

[Groucho]

I am home mate. I'm gonna grab another beer out of the fridge.

Sorry, thought you were in work.

Another beer is essential in your state, I'm sure. In fact I'm sure I'm only 12 hours behind you, and not only in geographical terms.

 

[Elong]

Its not helping like. Gonna put it aside and doze on the couch watching some footy replays. Good stuff Grouchy, really big day for us Evertonians!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Ffs bloody women the bride to be ess in a bad mood all night cause we got our food late and the bird I wad chatting up all night decided to tell me at the end of the night she was married, bloody women.

 

[paulbefc]

A few too many JD and cokes may mean a tactical is in order otherwise I'll be ruined for the pub/game tomorrow. Just seen a 30 strong group of kopites having a sing off with two United fans from London in Concert Square. Sometimes I wonder just how the [Poor language removed] are we from the same city as these? Christ, just let the good guys win this time, please ffs.

 

[EFCNIK]

Good grief. Just woke up after 3 hours of what can only be described as a snooze next to a not very nice girl. Getting picked up at 9 ffs. I hate everton. See ya'll in the wethers.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Got drunk and killed redandwhitekop.com

 

[spikeman]

Halloweens the **** lads

 

[Woolly Blue]

P*ssed in Soton hee. Meant to PM ijj but it ws last minute so forgot. Sorry lad.

Women are rough but seem willing

#prayfowoollly

 

[bluejock]

Couple of quiet beers with the wife.

F*cking hammered here lads. On the single malts now. Her idea like, but who the [Poor language removed] am I to complain?

 

[Tubey]

Couple of quiet beers with the wife.

F*cking hammered here lads. On the single malts now. Her idea like, but who the [Poor language removed] am I to complain?

You couldn't be any more Scottish.

 

[bluejock]

You couldn't be any more Scottish.

This post makes me happy.

 

[noharmdone]

If your wife is on it as well mate.. perfect !



With sexy results..

 

[bluejock]

If your wife is on it as well mate.. perfect !



With sexy results..

The sexy results are going on her face.

She is, as yet, unaware of this.

 

[noharmdone]

The sexy results are going on her face.

She is, as yet, unaware of this.

I googled the Simpsons ' with sexy results ' with some very odd pics by the way.. its a top episode, and a family joke like...