The Dyche Slap

[chippy1722]

It just happens to be the one player he rates least at the whole club.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Football clubs do eat in restaurants with other customers in them. It's a thing.

And expensive European resorts do have English speaking staff. It's not some remote backwater.

It was outside a kebab van mate.

 

[Ferguson1878]

We’re a premier league club (a crap one) so are still a global brand.

To think not one person within the vicinity would recognise anyone of the players when 3 of them are actually Portuguese is an incredibly naive view point I’m afraid.

Also fed up of this “grass” culture if anyone speaks about wrong doing. Probably why we’ve had so many issues in the city.

Grass

 

[chippy1722]

Normally they would recreate it in a goal celebration, but that could be a long way off.

 

[BullensRoad]

Grass

Yeah, I’d be a proud grass to get the rats with knifes and guns off our streets.

 

[Ferguson1878]

Yeah, I’d be a proud grass to get the rats with knifes and guns off our streets.

Come on mate you set that up there, if it wouldn’t have been me it would have been someone else

 

[Rita_Poon]

Shame it wasn't a roll around on the floor, imagine the possibilities with the title...

 

[Ruairi77]

Normally they would recreate it in a goal celebration, but that could be a long way off.

what I would give to see Patterson score and player after player come up and belt him across the head (in a playful way ofcourse!)

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Is Dyche really Davek?

Would explain a few things.

Dychek

It all makes sense now

 

[BullensRoad]

Come on mate you set that up there, if it wouldn’t have been me it would have been someone else

Sorry mate, went a bit socio there.

 

[MisterJ]

Keep slapping them hard till they win a game

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

What this tells me is that like the EO, the team is split and with grievances. Dyche spotted this and took them away on a bonding trip and thought the best way to bond was to start a fight. You have to respect the Weatherspoons Stella breaky approach. Some of the lads won't be seen ever again but that is an exciting thought.

 

[windymiller]

Sean Dyche, outing Tories since 2024

Well, he outed himself with his dream dinner part guests, I suppose.

 

[windymiller]

It just happens to be the one player he rates least at the whole club.

Which is why it should've been the last person he gave a clip to. If he'd done it to "Youngy" or McNeil it wouldn't have made the news. The fact he did it to a player he's already marginalised makes him look like a bully. Which he probably is.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Just a dog lover old Dychie