The Everton Board Thread

[Groucho]

Great, but what are going to moan about now?

LOOK EL GROUCHIO.

There is UPROAR that we haven't announced our entire pre-season yet, or that we have NO IDEA whether we are playing in Blue, Pink or "Lava orange" next season. There is PLENTY to moan about. Stop moaning about having things to moan about!!





No but seriously what are we going to moan about?

You people living in a cave if you think this Board is ALL we have to moan about.

Entirely in jest lads

 

[dublinbluenose]

Right - cans in my gaff

 

[kev]

Wonder if Sharpe, Barrett Bexindale and Ingles will follow Ancelotti's example and leave it two years before they take us to court?
You just know it will happen lol

 

[COYBL25]

Can't wait for our new board of Kia Joorbachain.

With Tim Cahill as CEO.

 

[Brownie]

“This has been a great Board who have all worked tirelessly for the Club, no matter what the circumstances. My relationship with Denise has been known as one of the closest in football. I thank her for her many achievements, particularly her magnificent work in respect of our new stadium.”

Enjoyably bizarre phrasing. It's a relationship that has been known, by some, to be one of closest relationships in world football today.

 

[NathDogg]

Filming his leaving video.

Fat leech defo wants his own statement, the odious turd.

As @Charles Hawtrey said, resignation is far too good for these disgraces.

 

[ultra]

To me, Sharp did nothing wrong in his appointment however it was the wrong appointment to begin with. He is still welcome at Goodison and the new stadium and for all his work with Everton something should be named after him at the new ground.

Nope

 

[Ferguson1878]

Let’s have it right. Sharp was appointed for the wrong reasons. It’s like Tom Davies being offered a new contract. It was a wrong appointment in a typically Everton fashion. I have no doubt he will have some dough in the bank and he is thought of highly at Everton and still with the fans, but you can’t just put someone on a board for that reason. We might aswell of threw Rooney on the board.

To me, Sharp did nothing wrong in his appointment however it was the wrong appointment to begin with. He is still welcome at Goodison and the new stadium and for all his work with Everton something should be named after him at the new ground.

joking aren’t you

 

[COYBL25]

Apparently Bills working late tonight… there’s a problem with the lock on his office door

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He’s not mate, he’s tucked up with Carlin, in the honeymoon suite at the Titanic.

 

[lancs blue]

Three down one to go

Parasitic toad needs firing from red lips back side

 

[Blue peter]

The board must be knackered….every time there is a statement about their work, they have apparently been working tirelessly. Poor buggers must be knackered between that work and fending off disgruntled headlockers.

 

[Toffeelover]

Kenwright still here though.

 

[PhilM]

“This has been a great Board who have all worked tirelessly for the Club, no matter what the circumstances. My relationship with Denise has been known as one of the closest in football. I thank her for her many achievements, particularly her magnificent work in respect of our new stadium.”

Enjoyably bizarre phrasing. It's a relationship that has been known, by some, to be one of closest relationships in world football today.

He lives in fantasy land, is blatantly lying or his perception of what makes a suitable director/CEO etc. is so warped that he doesn't see how crazy it is.

For what it is worth, his previous statement that he released was heavily redacted by the club's PR team, so I would probably go with a bit of all three.

A close relationship does not mean it's a successful relationship.

 

[GoldenToffee]

 

[Mademan]

The majority of the board going all at once leaves us rudderless. If only someone could stay on to steer us through these choppy waters.