Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £10m
Getting sacked, brilliant...
I'm all for it, it's about time we got a decent fan base in to happy-clap these superstars and give them the proper adulation they so richly deserve.
Yes-siree I know for a fact that if I didn't do my job my boss would definitely be telling me it's everybody else's fault, not mine as I'm special, unique and should be immune to any and all types of criticism as it may offend or damage my fragile ego, because that's how the real world works.
One of our lovely dear leader's in the "Gang Of Four"... Yes our dear Doctor Professor Chairman Denise rightly told us a month or so ago that we need to pay more next year to watch this fantastic champagne football we so richly don't appreciate or deserve.
Shall we all double our subscriptions and indeed our outputs, and fight and sing long and loud for our hero's in those padded cosseted heated seats in the front of main stand, and those poor undersung hero's on our hallowed turf, on the beaches, on the landing grounds and in the fields and streets, in the hills and in their Ferraris, we shall never surrender.
Why alone and at a conservative estimate over the last 20 years at £500 a year for a season ticket, £30 an away game (it used to be a lot more) £30 travel, £100 pound a game for beer/scran/programmes etc... That's just under £110 000 without counting European/cup home and aways/merchandise/sky subscriptions etc... I just can't wait to get sacked and can you do it as soon as possible, as I could of bought another house or indeed a nice yellow Lamborghini for a poor maligned Iwobi/Coleman/other EFC coward...
I'm all for it, it's about time we got a decent fan base in to happy-clap these superstars and give them the proper adulation they so richly deserve.
Yes-siree I know for a fact that if I didn't do my job my boss would definitely be telling me it's everybody else's fault, not mine as I'm special, unique and should be immune to any and all types of criticism as it may offend or damage my fragile ego, because that's how the real world works.
One of our lovely dear leader's in the "Gang Of Four"... Yes our dear Doctor Professor Chairman Denise rightly told us a month or so ago that we need to pay more next year to watch this fantastic champagne football we so richly don't appreciate or deserve.
Shall we all double our subscriptions and indeed our outputs, and fight and sing long and loud for our hero's in those padded cosseted heated seats in the front of main stand, and those poor undersung hero's on our hallowed turf, on the beaches, on the landing grounds and in the fields and streets, in the hills and in their Ferraris, we shall never surrender.
Why alone and at a conservative estimate over the last 20 years at £500 a year for a season ticket, £30 an away game (it used to be a lot more) £30 travel, £100 pound a game for beer/scran/programmes etc... That's just under £110 000 without counting European/cup home and aways/merchandise/sky subscriptions etc... I just can't wait to get sacked and can you do it as soon as possible, as I could of bought another house or indeed a nice yellow Lamborghini for a poor maligned Iwobi/Coleman/other EFC coward...