The fate of Frank's girlfriend

[COYBL25]

So just to summarise :

It would appear that @Frank. ( aka Frankfullstop ) was banging @bigbadjeff fiance, who was using @Frank. as a last fling before she was due to marry @bigbadjeff

However, @Frank. fell head over heels for @bigbadjeff fiance and when @Frank. found out that she was due to wed, tried to scupper the marriage.

Unfortunately all @Frank. had to offer in the way of a security for their future together, was his collection of empty pot noodle containers and his sculpture of Peter Sutcliffe, made out of empty Frosty Jack bottles.

@Frank. couldn`t compete with @bigbadjeff as he`s the proud owner of a slightly damaged Ferrari, his own gothic style photographic studio and a substantial pension.

@Frank took rejection very badly, starting calling @bigbadjeff fiance nasty names on the internet and chose to confide in @Bungle

@Bungle tried to make @Frank. see reason, but unfortunately @Frank. reverted back to type and became an even bigger bellend than he had been before the sad tale started.

@Bungle warned @Frank. that he needed to stop being a massive helmet or he would reveal all.

@Frank. chose to ignore this advice and carried on being a massive bellend.

@Bungle published the sad tale, with pictures. ( pics later redacted by the mods )

@bigbadjeff thought it was hilarious and started wumming @Frank. albeit in some other language unknown to man.

@Frank. didn`t take very kindly to @bigbadjeff calling him names and responded in kind.

They then had a few days of calling each names on the internet, which is where we stand now.

Did I miss anything out ?

 

[Bungle]

So just to summarise :

It would appear that @Frank. ( aka Frankfullstop ) was banging @bigbadjeff fiance, who was using @Frank. as a last fling before she was due to marry @bigbadjeff

However, @Frank. fell head over heels for @bigbadjeff fiance and when @Frank. found out that she was due to wed, tried to scupper the marriage.

Unfortunately all @Frank. had to offer in the way of a security for their future together, was his collection of empty pot noodle containers and his sculpture of Peter Sutcliffe, made out of empty Frosty Jack bottles.

@Frank. couldn`t compete with @bigbadjeff as he`s the proud owner of a slightly damaged Ferrari, his own gothic style photographic studio and a substantial pension.

@Frank took rejection very badly, starting calling @bigbadjeff fiance nasty names on the internet and chose to confide in @Bungle

@Bungle tried to make @Frank. see reason, but unfortunately @Frank. reverted back to type and became an even bigger bellend than he had been before the sad tale started.

@Bungle warned @Frank. that he needed to stop being a massive helmet or he would reveal all.

@Frank. chose to ignore this advice and carried on being a massive bellend.

@Bungle published the sad tale, with pictures. ( pics later redacted by the mods )

@bigbadjeff thought it was hilarious and started wumming @Frank. albeit in some other language unknown to man.

@Frank. didn`t take very kindly to @bigbadjeff calling him names and responded in kind.

They then had a few days of calling each names on the internet, which is where we stand now.

Did I miss anything out ?

You forgot to mention the part that Meat Loaf played in this tragic tale, @bigbadjeff has ended up a walking album cover and that's before we even start on the dangerous amount of back hair.

 

[zzr45]

So just to summarise :

It would appear that @Frank. ( aka Frankfullstop ) was banging @bigbadjeff fiance, who was using @Frank. as a last fling before she was due to marry @bigbadjeff

However, @Frank. fell head over heels for @bigbadjeff fiance and when @Frank. found out that she was due to wed, tried to scupper the marriage.

Unfortunately all @Frank. had to offer in the way of a security for their future together, was his collection of empty pot noodle containers and his sculpture of Peter Sutcliffe, made out of empty Frosty Jack bottles.

@Frank. couldn`t compete with @bigbadjeff as he`s the proud owner of a slightly damaged Ferrari, his own gothic style photographic studio and a substantial pension.

@Frank took rejection very badly, starting calling @bigbadjeff fiance nasty names on the internet and chose to confide in @Bungle

@Bungle tried to make @Frank. see reason, but unfortunately @Frank. reverted back to type and became an even bigger bellend than he had been before the sad tale started.

@Bungle warned @Frank. that he needed to stop being a massive helmet or he would reveal all.

@Frank. chose to ignore this advice and carried on being a massive bellend.

@Bungle published the sad tale, with pictures. ( pics later redacted by the mods )

@bigbadjeff thought it was hilarious and started wumming @Frank. albeit in some other language unknown to man.

@Frank. didn`t take very kindly to @bigbadjeff calling him names and responded in kind.

They then had a few days of calling each names on the internet, which is where we stand now.

Did I miss anything out ?

Zat tried to butt in with a story about exploiting more Asians for his own sexual gratification, alas, nobody cared.

 

[coollino]

I don't even know what world I am in anymore

 

[zzr45]

You forgot to mention the part that Meat Loaf played in this tragic tale, @bigbadjeff has ended up a walking album cover and that's before we even start on the dangerous amount of back hair.

There's also an element of sectarian violence that hitherto has been unexplained.

 

[COYBL25]

Zat tried to butt in with a story about exploiting more Asians for his own sexual gratification, alas, nobody cared.

People have become desensitised to his utter disrespect and exploitation of the Asian race in general.

Gary Glitter had more respect for them than Zat.

 

[zzr45]

People have become desensitised to his utter disrespect and exploitation of the Asian race in general.

Gary Glitter had more respect for them than Zat.

Actually crying.

 

[COYBL25]

There's also an element of sectarian violence that hitherto has been unexplained.

I think @bigbadjeff maybe one of them fellas with the bowler hat who marches at the front of Orange Lodge parades, who starts the kick offs with any Catholic’s that they see.

 

[Bungle]

There's also an element of sectarian violence that hitherto has been unexplained.

Jeff has used the situation to try and recruit us subtly, you have to applaud him for that. If we'd been able to read a full sentence of his maybe he'd have had more success. He's worse than ISIS in my book, at least they put out some glossy videos and practical tips.

 

[zzr45]

Jeff has used the situation to try and recruit us subtly, you have to applaud him for that. If we'd been able to read a full sentence of his maybe he'd have had more success. He's worse than ISIS in my book, at least they put out some glossy videos and practical tips.

I will go and photograph Goths at the bus stop FOR THE CAUSE!

 

[Toast]

I think @bigbadjeff maybe one of them fellas with the bowler hat who marches at the front of Orange Lodge parades, who starts the kick offs with any Catholic’s that they see.

Oh he's deffo a fluter.

 

[Bungle]

 

[tommye]

What a thread.
GOT back to somewhere near it's best.


Well done y'all lollollol

 

[COYBL25]

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Hahahahahaha.

That’s just brilliant lol

 

[Frang]

What a thread.
GOT back to somewhere near it's best.


Well done y'all lollollol

16,000 views and not from my former girlfriend ! TF