The fate of Frank's girlfriend

[zzr45]

Couldn’t be further from the truth.

The rest of @COYBL25 expert summations are clearly factually correct then.

BOYS WE NAILED IT.

 

[zzr45]

To think there are people arguing about the win last night and may not even know this thread exists.

What happened last night?

 

[AndyC]

i genuinely am concerned that a mod wants to ban people for struggling to spell things right.

im not having the lying crap either.

i'll give you my docs number if you want to check up on my personal difficulties

I genuinely am concerned that you're taking this quite so seriously

 

[Bungle]

Couldn’t be further from the truth.

Call him an idiot Jeff and then tag him in incorrectly.

You've absolutely destroyed many a poster using those tactics.

Can't wait.

 

[AndyC]

Just ban them all mate

@Bruce Wayne won't let me mate

 

[Bungle]

I think the most disturbing thing in 63 pages of this thread is seeing @AndyC demonstrate a sense of humour.

We've had murders and goths getting sexually assaulted but nothing prepared me for Andy.

 

[Groucho]

@Bruce Wayne won't let me mate

Haha

 

[coollino]

I think the most disturbing thing in 63 pages of this thread is seeing @AndyC demonstrate a sense of humour.

We've had murders and goths getting sexually assaulted but nothing prepared me for Andy.

ahahaha my heads gone

 

[AndyC]

I think the most disturbing thing in 63 pages of this thread is seeing @AndyC demonstrate a sense of humour.

We've had murders and goths getting sexually assaulted but nothing prepared me for Andy.

Purely a one-off Bungle, just to throw you off balance

 

[anton66]

Starting to make sense now.

I knew there was more to these two.

 

[Moomin]

I think the most disturbing thing in 63 pages of this thread is seeing @AndyC demonstrate a sense of humour.

We've had murders and goths getting sexually assaulted but nothing prepared me for Andy.

 

[Goat]

i genuinely am concerned that a mod wants to ban people for struggling to spell things right.

im not having the lying crap either.

i'll give you my docs number if you want to check up on my personal difficulties

Pretty sure your Doctor would be sacked if he gave random people on the internet access to your medical records.

Anyway, you dont have it, the end sentence gives it away.

Dyslexia is a common learning difficulty that can cause problems with reading, writing and spelling. It's a specific learning difficulty, which means it causes problems with certain abilities used for learning, such as reading and writing. Unlike a learning disability, intelligence isn't affected.

 

[Frang]

Pretty sure your Doctor would be sacked if he gave random people on the internet access to your medical records.

Anyway, you dont have it, the end sentence gives it away.

Dyslexia is a common learning difficulty that can cause problems with reading, writing and spelling. It's a specific learning difficulty, which means it causes problems with certain abilities used for learning, such as reading and writing. Unlike a learning disability, intelligence isn't affected.

have you got it then mush?

 

[Frang]

I genuinely am concerned that you're taking this quite so seriously

was it a attempt at sarcasm andy ?

Christ alive … are you feeling ok ??

worrying time s these

 

[anton66]

So just to summarise :

It would appear that @Frank. ( aka Frankfullstop ) was banging @bigbadjeff fiance, who was using @Frank. as a last fling before she was due to marry @bigbadjeff

However, @Frank. fell head over heels for @bigbadjeff fiance and when @Frank. found out that she was due to wed, tried to scupper the marriage.

Unfortunately all @Frank. had to offer in the way of a security for their future together, was his collection of empty pot noodle containers and his sculpture of Peter Sutcliffe, made out of empty Frosty Jack bottles.

@Frank. couldn`t compete with @bigbadjeff as he`s the proud owner of a slightly damaged Ferrari, his own gothic style photographic studio and a substantial pension.

@Frank took rejection very badly, starting calling @bigbadjeff fiance nasty names on the internet and chose to confide in @Bungle

@Bungle tried to make @Frank. see reason, but unfortunately @Frank. reverted back to type and became an even bigger bellend than he had been before the sad tale started.

@Bungle warned @Frank. that he needed to stop being a massive helmet or he would reveal all.

@Frank. chose to ignore this advice and carried on being a massive bellend.

@Bungle published the sad tale, with pictures. ( pics later redacted by the mods )

@bigbadjeff thought it was hilarious and started wumming @Frank. albeit in some other language unknown to man.

@Frank. didn`t take very kindly to @bigbadjeff calling him names and responded in kind.

They then had a few days of calling each names on the internet, which is where we stand now.

Did I miss anything out ?

Maybe @Frank. tattooed his signature on jeff’s back after he bummed him.