Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[TommyDavo]

Some more Padma, because, why not.

They do write some bollox

 

[Bedfordblue]

Some more Padma, because, why not.

Her facial structure reminds me of a bag of spanners.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[magicjuan]

I was the same shape as Sam Fox in my younger days, big bust, flat hips and small bum and I'm similar shape to what she is now, us big busted girls end up looking matronly in middle age as we tend to get big arms and shoulders and the waist disappears but bum and hips shrink even more after middle age.

I looked just like Usain Bolt when I was younger but over the years I've shrunk in height, my arse fell off and attached itself to my belly and I've become an old white man not dissimilar to Fred Elliot

 

[Littlesue]

I looked just like Usain Bolt when I was younger but over the years I've shrunk in height, my arse fell off and attached itself to my belly and I've become an old white man not dissimilar to Fred Elliot

Well I suppose being old is better than the alternative I've lost about an inch so far. If I loose anymore and go below 4ft 10 I qualify as a midget

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Well I suppose being old is better than the alternative I've lost about an inch so far. If I loose anymore and go below 4ft 10 I qualify as a midget

I went out with a Chinese girl who was 4 foot 7 or 8 and I told her that on our first date.

She was genuinely offended for some reason but I was appropriately apoplectic with half a mind on joining a niche pornographic category later on.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I went out with a Chinese girl who was 4 foot 7 or 8 and I told her that on our first date.

She was genuinely offended for some reason but I was appropriately apoplectic with half a mind on joining a niche pornographic category later on.

Huh yeah, some reason, wonder why.

People and their crazy overreactions.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Huh yeah, some reason, wonder why.

People and their crazy overreactions.

Well I just thought it was an interesting fact, possibly tactless but not malicious.

We dated for two years after that anyway right up until the point she dumped me for being white because her parents wanted her to marry a Chinese.

Nobody took the knee for me though, disgrace really.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Well I just thought it was an interesting fact, possibly tactless but not malicious.

We dated for two years after that anyway right up until the point she dumped me for being white because her parents wanted her to marry a Chinese.

Nobody took the knee for me though, disgrace really.

She was a woman of culture.

Of one that's different than yours, that her parents wanted her to stay in obviously, but culture nonetheless.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

She was a woman of culture.

Of one that's different than yours, that her parents wanted her to stay in obviously, but culture nonetheless.

Not really, think she was more worried about losing their cash.

I was well up for winning them over but alas I was kept hidden for the entire relationship.

It's China I feel sorry for, they missed out on a great bunch of lad.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[The binman chronicles]

I went out with a Chinese girl who was 4 foot 7 or 8 and I told her that on our first date.

She was genuinely offended for some reason but I was appropriately apoplectic with half a mind on joining a niche pornographic category later on.

mmmm... Chinese

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Tommy Chong]

Partners in crime, huh? Well, if giving me filthy, dirty thoughts is a crime, then these two deserve the death penalty!