DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
angles working against her, and she's not wearing the low cut. Pretty though. Also not trying and failing at 'sultry' ( S U L T R Y !) like the other three. Also, white cozzies are incredibly brave in water.
Apart from the blatant racism, is this your "coming out" night? because the one on the far right should be playing against Argentina as we speak. Cracking bristols but she'd get away with doing a Gillette advert, the ones with the beard and stuff.