Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[mmmmsnouts]

Impressive mate! You know, I never thought why: 'DrEFC', but I guess it makes sense now.

And you seem to be a decent bloke from what I can tell.

Which is more than what I can say for some of the other medical professionals that I've encountered...

For instance, a while back I went to a dinner party that a mate of mine was hosting, and he had also invited a doctor friend of his.

To be more specific, he was a proctologist.

So I made a joke to break the ice and lighten the mood. I said: 'Wow! A proctologist! And I thought I had a sh.tty job! I guess I'm not the only one who has to deal with as.holes all day!'

Everyone had a good laugh, except for him. I swear, if looks could kill...

The rest of the night was awkward to say the least.

Probably just heard that joke dozens of times and is tired of it by now

 

[Tommy Chong]

Probably just heard that joke dozens of times and is tired of it by now

Probably...

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'm so fed up with football I've resorted to watching cookery programmes...

 

[DrEFC]

Probably just heard that joke dozens of times and is tired of it by now

I'm a gynaecologist, no excuse for being a cnt

 

[BNJ1878]

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Still looks decent!

 

[The Binman]

Wow would you look at her. I’d love to lick the metro seat that she just sat on just so I could feel like I’m getting my tongue on her backside if you know what I mean lads!

I'd love her in her face all night long

 

[Tommy Chong]

I'm so fed up with football I've resorted to watching cookery programmes...

That can't be sanitary...

Surly these cooking shows also have to adhere to the health codes? And by the look of things, she's in violation of at least a couple.

The health inspector would have a field day with her!

OUTRAGEOUS!

 

[Paris]

Looking to acquire some swimwear and this popped up for some reason. I’m guessing because I’m a man of culture.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Looking to acquire some swimwear and this popped up for some reason. I’m guessing because I’m a man of culture.

Swimwear indeed .
Doubt we can expect to see that at the next olympics!
The ‘Models’ must from one of Miami’s finest strip joints surely!

 

[Vintage]

Looking to acquire some swimwear and this popped up for some reason. I’m guessing because I’m a man of culture.

Never thought I would ever want to be a roll of insulation tape till now

 

[MrPerfectNot]

Looking to acquire some swimwear and this popped up for some reason. I’m guessing because I’m a man of culture.

would make for some unique tan lines....

 

[Cels]

I do like a nice down to Earth normal lady.

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[Littlesue]

I'm so fed up with football I've resorted to watching cookery programmes...

Lol reminds me of this scene in McVicar, I tried to play the video but it says its too rude for on here

 

[The binman chronicles]

Lol reminds me of this scene in McVicar, I tried to play the video but it says its too rude for on here

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Not wrong there Sue. Perhaps that's where they got the idea from.

 

[Milk]

That can't be sanitary...

Surly these cooking shows also have to adhere to the health codes? And by the look of things, she's in violation of at least a couple.

The health inspector would have a field day with her!

OUTRAGEOUS!

Doubt she needs a hairnet though ....... it's the modern way apparently (& you can keep it)