Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[Tommy Chong]

Yeah, one group of docs who worked in my ASC ran a medical spa in the Bahamas or somewhere like that as a side business. Lots of dubious therapies, miracle cures and healing elixirs which promised to rejuvenate the mind and body - these treatments were "so far ahead of the FDA" that they had to be done off-shore.

The bad ending to this group:
2 of the 3 got popped for drug abuse and writing bad scripts - one of them showed up stoned for surgery one day, so we got to have a fun trip to the lab for blood, urine and hair samples and then his wife picked him up to take him back to rehab - she filed for divorce the next day.

Good times.

I heard there's one therapy involving kelp tape...

So what happens is, you're given this 50 foot tape of kelp, which you spend 3 days swallowing...
Then after that, you spend another 3 days passing it and slowing pulling it out of your hoop.

It's suppose to make you feel amazing!

 

[Yarrgh]

I heard there's one therapy involving kelp tape...

So what happens is, you're given this 50 foot tape of kelp, which you spend 3 days swallowing...
Then after that, you spend another 3 days passing it and slowing pulling it out of your hoop.

It's suppose to make you feel amazing!

@chrismpw can you give this a test run for the next derby please?

 

[MrPerfectNot]

I heard there's one therapy involving kelp tape...

So what happens is, you're given this 50 foot tape of kelp, which you spend 3 days swallowing...
Then after that, you spend another 3 days passing it and slowing pulling it out of your hoop.

It's suppose to make you feel amazing!

 

[Tommy Chong]

I mean....

That's exactly where I heard it from!

 

[Sussex]

Why are we discussing pulling kelp tape out of our rectums rather viewing a beautifully rounded bum / boobs on a lass.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Why are we discussing pulling kelp tape out of our rectums rather viewing a beautifully rounded bum / boobs on a lass.

GoT that.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Why are we discussing pulling kelp tape out of our rectums rather viewing a beautifully rounded bum / boobs on a lass.

Things have gone a bit pear-shaped like...

Let's get back on track.


That better?

how horny is everyone? market research for a rival thread

Most of the lads on here be like...

 

[Cels]

Fishnet Friday.


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[Nymzee]

 

[Littlesue]

I heard there's one therapy involving kelp tape...

So what happens is, you're given this 50 foot tape of kelp, which you spend 3 days swallowing...
Then after that, you spend another 3 days passing it and slowing pulling it out of your hoop.

It's suppose to make you feel amazing!

Is that similar to the colonic irrigation that was popular few years back?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Is that similar to the colonic irrigation that was popular few years back?

I doubt it... Doubt it very much Sue!

 

[Cels]

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[Cels]

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[Cels]

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[Gwladys St. Glory]

Once again, Emily Feld.

WOOF!

'kin SLAMMIN'!