The GOT problem page

[big bobs beard]

Can I change my last bit of advice then please??

 

[tadao]

 

[tommye]

This is @Durham Toffee's problem by the way -not mine! My advice would be that some things are best just imagined and not acted upon, the consequences may not be worth it. On the other hand, you only live once. But on balance it's a no from me.

 

[canuckblue]

Inspired by @Durham Toffee's admission on the say something controversial page thought a thread based on sound Dear............. style advice for our fellow members might be useful.
So simply post your problem and quote it in your reply if you are the giver of sound advice.

First up

I want to ride my cousin. What should I do?

Blindfold her, let me do the honours and say it was you.

 

[big bobs beard]

Crying here at these, keep them up. This has already gone better than I ever expected.

 

[tadao]

 

[mezzrow]

This is @Durham Toffee's problem by the way -not mine! My advice would be that some things are best just imagined and not acted upon, the consequences may not be worth it. On the other hand, you only live once. But on balance it's a no from me.

This is sound. I have two cousins that are (were, actually) lethally... never mind that now. Sound advice here.

However, if you already know you don't really have a soul to lose, you might just consider it. tommye has explained this in an easy to understand manner. I'll just watch this for awhile and think about how much a soul is really worth.

 

[tadao]

Blindfold her, let me do the honours and say it was you.

 

[Woolly Blue]

First up

I want to ride my cousin. What should I do?

Bird or bloke ?

 

[Elong]

Pics please.

 

[tommye]

Bird or bloke ?

 

[Woolly Blue]

You're an animal and a sexual predator.
You're not a Zat multi are you ?

 

[tommye]

You're an animal and a sexual predator.
You're not a Zat multi are you ?

The first part I'll take as a compliment.

Absolutely horrified by the second bit.

 

[jaycee]

Hes from the NE were Sunderland fans chant for a paedo and Boro should change their name to Fiddlesborough so hes only doing what comes natural up there

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

@Durham Toffee

Convince your entire family to move to the middle east.

Convert to the local religion.

Marry cousin in question. The rest of the family will not only encourage this, they'll make sure she 'goes missing' if she refuses. Bingo.

If she ends up being naff in bed you can have up to 3 more wives. Think of that as your insurance policy.

Alternately you could just stop being a wrong 'un and perving on your poor cousin.