The GOT problem page

[hibbo'sclass]

Inspired by @Durham Toffee's admission on the say something controversial page thought a thread based on sound Dear............. style advice for our fellow members might be useful.
So simply post your problem and quote it in your reply if you are the giver of sound advice.

First up

I want to ride my cousin. What should I do?

You can legally marry them in the UK so he's OK if she's up for it.

However, my moral compass says ...

 

[sageyefc]

Dafuq is this. Thread title should be called incest.


Also Kelly brook is a heffer these days

 

[Tree13]

@tommye is winning this thread by a country mile. Sublime work sir.

To the OP - post pics of the cousin FFS. This is not mumsnet.

 

[big bobs beard]

Dafuq is this. Thread title should be called incest.


Also Kelly brook is a heffer these days

It is open to any problem. Feel free to post your own new one!

 

[tommye]

@tommye is winning this thread by a country mile. Sublime work sir.

To the OP - post pics of the cousin FFS. This is not mumsnet.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm away from my computer for an hour and this is what you all do?

FFS!

I'm ashamed.

Ashamed and appalled by you all.

You've let me down, you've let yourselves down and - worst of all - you've let my cousin down.

I'm not angry; I'm disappointed.

 

[Durham Toffee]

And slightly aroused.

 

[Durham Toffee]

By the Kelly Brook gifs.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Not my cousin.

 

[Tree13]

By the Kelly Brook gifs.

Because they remind you of your illicit lust for your cousin?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Because they remind you of your illicit lust for your cousin?

There's nothing I can say to that which won't dig a considerably deeper hole...

 

[big bobs beard]

Sorry about that DT- but hope the advice helps! Ahem time for another 'problem'

Whilst under the influence of alcohol, I recently wrote some unspeakable filth on my nieces birthday card. How should I handle this?

Waiting in anticipation, yours @summerisle

 

[big bobs beard]

There's nothing I can say to that which won't dig a considerably deeper hole...

Hope she isn't a blue aand on GOT by the way!

 

[Durham Toffee]

Sorry about that DT- but hope the advice helps! Ahem time for another 'problem'

Whilst under the influence of alcohol, I recently wrote some unspeakable filth on my nieces birthday card. How should I handle this?

Waiting in anticipation, yours @summerisle

No need for apologies, you big divvy.

I'm an attention seeking whore.

Xx

 

[Durham Toffee]

Hope she isn't a blue aand on GOT by the way!

She's a Newcastle fan...