The grass cutting equipment thread.

[JimmyJeffers]

Thread of the summer right here everyone. Show us the tools and machinery you use to cut your lawn.

@Joey66 will be watching live stream and providing critical analysis.

 

[Joey66]

Thread of the summer right here everyone. Show us the tools and machinery you use to cut your lawn.

@Joey66 will be watching live stream and providing critical analysis.

A monkey can cut a lawn - I was much higher than that as a former Propagating Horticulturist - Nursery Superintendent

 

[JimmyJeffers]

A monkey can cut a lawn

you got evidence of this?

 

[john jako]

Am I being stupid @Jimishorts as I can’t make that hole bigger. Got to try and get 24mm wire through it somehow

 

[Joey66]

you got evidence of this?

Yes, supervisors told me that as an apprentice - Look a Chimpanzee or a Monkey could use a Lawn Mower on a parks department - we aim to make you a better Horticulturist than that - Plus Attention to Detail .....

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Nothing is topping the fridge thread. Stop it.

 

[kev]

A monkey can cut a lawn

Not sure about that. I got this firm in to do mine and they made a right mess TBH

 

[chrismpw]

I think you'll find that precision is key to a good lawn.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Yes, supervisors told me that as an apprentice - Look a Chimpanzee or a Monkey could use a Lawn Mower on a parks department - we aim to make you a better Horticulturist than that - Plus Attention to Detail .....

Bet your lawn is a right state with all the chimp experiments

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I think you'll find that precision is key to a hood lawn.View attachment 215142

Did you just get some scissors from a drawer and put them on your lawn and take a pic and post it on a football forum Chris?

 

[john jako]

I think you'll find that precision is key to a hood lawn.View attachment 215142

Red scissors ffs.

 

[perth_blue]

Genuine question. What is the average square meters of a typical front and/or backyard in England atm?

 

[perth_blue]

This seems like a thread Carlos will enjoy also.

 

[coollino]

A lot of weirdos have fake grass now I see, pretending they are in LA or something (they are not)

 

[kev]

Red scissors ffs.

In fairness to Chris, they are burnt orange.