The grass cutting equipment thread.

[kev]

Genuine question. What is the average square meters of a typical front and/or backyard in England atm?

On average each one is 10.7639104 square ft.

Your welcome.

 

[COYBL25]

Bet your lawn is a right state with all the chimp experiments

Imagine being a neighbour of Joeys :

Massive polytunnels for his industrial scale weed production.

A scrap yard for all his Dyson parts.

A pond, full of frogs, shagging his goldfish to death.

His missus permanently up a ladder, re slating the roof / re pointing the chimney / cleaning the old Dyson parts for his scrap yard.

Chimpanzees riding around on a tractor lawn mower, cutting the grass.

It`s like something from a Hunter S. Thompson novel.

 

[Jimishorts]

In the navy

 

[Jimishorts]

*edit. Sorry forgot the vodka and the iron.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I've got an ancient flymo which was left in the shed when I brought the place. Old lady who owned it passed away, think her son did the lawns for her. Clearly he couldn't be arsed clearing out the shed. Was going to chuck it out, but it works a treat. Replaced the blade and power cable, but that is it.

No pics available at the mo.

 

[Tylard]

Still training the monkeys to mow my lawn.

 

[Joey66]

I was the only one in my household who had hayfever. Who always had to cut the massive lawn? Me of course. Never doing it again.

The hay fever is only caused when the Grass & Trees are in flower i.e. pollen a trimmed lawn will have no flowers on it ..... Tree pollen is bad long grass in flower will give off the most pollen ....

 

[Joey66]

YEWTREE SPECIALIST ALERT !!!!!!

Whats Taxus Bacata got to do with it eg a yew Tree - mainly grown in the Victorian era in cemeteries.....

 

[Joey66]

Bet your lawn is a right state with all the chimp experiments

It's bog average TBH - Only @COYBL25 like grass lol

 

[chrismpw]

I have no idea what particular devices my gardener uses. I use a black pen to write his cheques if that helps……

I'm surprised. Would have you down as using a quill.

 

[peteblue]

I'm surprised. Would have you down as using a quill.

I lost it….

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Still training the monkeys to mow my lawn.
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Yes! I’ve used this mower before actually. Does the engine cut out as soon as you sit up?

 

[Tylard]

Yes! I’ve used this mower before actually. Does the engine cut out as soon as you sit up?

Yeah, it's a safety shut off if there isn't enough weight on the seat. My daughter is barely heavy enough. 53 inch wide deck though, it mows some grass.

 

[john jako]

Yes! I’ve used this mower before actually. Does the engine cut out as soon as you sit up?

How the hell have you tried one of them before? Where you boozed up abroad in zante and came across one?

 

[john jako]

Still training the monkeys to mow my lawn.
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That shed looks like mine mate