The grass cutting equipment thread.

[john jako]

A tenner every 2 weeks and a local lad cuts the grass for me. Worth every penny.

God knows what he uses.

A tenner? Less than minimum wage. Absolute slave Labour this

 

[JimmyJeffers]

A tenner every 2 weeks and a local lad cuts the grass for me. Worth every penny.

God knows what he uses.

If the company is called Joseph Sixtysix grass cutters, they’re using trained chimpanzees as part of a hideous animal abuse program.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

A tenner? Less than minimum wage. Absolute slave Labour this

A tenner for two weeks worth of work is poor. I mean, he might be slow cutting the lawn, but it is a bit mean.

 

[COYBL25]

If the company is called Joseph Sixtysix grass cutters, they’re using trained chimpanzees as part of a hideous animal abuse program.

Do they also supply second hand vacuum cleaners and cannabis ?

Asking for a friend.

 

[verreauxi]

 

[Armaghtoffee]

A tenner for two weeks worth of work is poor. I mean, he might be slow cutting the lawn, but it is a bit mean.

Yes I often lose track of him on the GPS as he mows the boundaries of my savannah.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

If the company is called Joseph Sixtysix grass cutters, they’re using trained chimpanzees as part of a hideous animal abuse program.

I’m paying peanuts so deserve monkeys.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

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Yes

 

[john jako]

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Is that a child’s toy?

 

[verreauxi]

Is that a child’s toy?

Yep, a little crank to wind it up and it goes whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for about 9 meters until it hits a tree.

 

[COYBL25]

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@Joey66 missus bringing a touch of glamour to grass cutting, whilst on holiday.

 

[DavidH]

Best thread ever.

 

[DavidH]

Yep, a little crank to wind it up and it goes whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for about 9 meters until it hits a tree.

Dave K?

 

[Milk]

Wool

Yeah but how many tits do you get to play with in a day?

 

[anton66]

Genuine question. What is the average square meters of a typical front and/or backyard in England atm?

Can’t measure properly due to the old mattresses, fridges, washing machines car engines and loads of bin bags, used nappies and lambrini bottles.