The grass cutting equipment thread.

[Nymzee]

I was the only one in my household who had hayfever. Who always had to cut the massive lawn? Me of course. Never doing it again.

 

[Kurt.]

A monkey can cut a lawn - I was much higher than that as a former Propagating Horticulturist - Nursery Superintendent

YEWTREE SPECIALIST ALERT !!!!!!

 

[perth_blue]

I was the only one in my household who had hayfever. Who always had to cut the massive lawn? Me of course. Never doing it again.

Stand up for yourself man.

 

[chrismpw]

Did you just get some scissors from a drawer and put them on your lawn and take a pic and post it on a football forum Chris?

It's not a high point in my life, I'll admit.

 

[Nymzee]

Stand up for yourself man.

I was 12. I wanted my tea.

 

[chrismpw]

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Am I being stupid @Jimishorts as I can’t make that hole bigger. Got to try and get 24mm wire through it somehow

24mm is not a wire, its a bar!

 

[Jimishorts]

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Am I being stupid @Jimishorts as I can’t make that hole bigger. Got to try and get 24mm wire through it somehow

I just drilled the hole a little wider with a dremmel and heated the end of the strimmer wire and rolled it thinner till it was the right diameter.

 

[peteblue]

I have no idea what particular devices my gardener uses. I use a black pen to write his cheques if that helps……

 

[kev]

I have no idea what particular devices my gardener uses. I use a black pen to write his cheques if that helps……

He doesn't have a card reader? Ludite!

 

[peteblue]

He doesn't have a card reader? Ludite!

proper gardener…..

 

[john jako]

I just drilled the hole a little wider with a dremmel and heated the end of the strimmer wire and rolled it thinner till it was the right diameter.

I’ve done one better and sent the missus to wickes

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@Joey66 get that lawn cut.

Im not cutting a lawn, I’m a Propagating Horticulturist - Nursery Superintendent

Aye right. Get that lawn cut you gibbon.

 

[john jako]

Bet she comes back with perfume ffs

 

[Jimishorts]

I’ve done one better and sent the missus to wickes

Time to crack open a can of Tennants and get in a few laps of Mario kart.

 

[john jako]

Time to crack open a can of Tennants and get in a few laps of Mario kart.

She’s asked me to do the ironing ffs.

In the navy we used to play a game called vodka iron.

Fill an iron full of glens vodka and steam each other and breath in the vodka steam.