The Heatwave

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

To my absolute delight the Met Office are warning of risk of Thunderstorms by me this afternoon. Love a good storm and they freshen the air so much.

Please please please, let the storm hit.

 

[gianthogweed]

The nanny state wants to tuck us all up in bed after giving us nightmares with pictures of scary red maps
people actually pay to go to places hotter than this
The best advice is just don't fall asleep in the sun if you are follicly challenged

 

[JimmyJeffers]

lol

 

[Blue 1]

Customer today: "It's hotter than Australia".
Didn't have the heart to tell them it's the middle of Australia's winter.

It is however, currently hotter here than in Thailand, Greece, and the Canary Islands.

 

[McBain]

I might have been a tad harsh earlier so just take it easy, wear loose light clothes, have a water bottle close, wear a hat, find the coolest place inside, put ciggies out completely if you have to smoke, sit down for a minute, take a half step off your pace, look out for people, be aware of any changes in your soundings due to heat, enjoy complaining about it and laugh about how its completely the oppostite of whatever the weather usually does, buy a decent fan, even one of the little floor ones are great, dont go out during the hottest time of the day and wear deodorant you dead set stinkers.

 

[McBain]

Customer today: "It's hotter than Australia".
Didn't have the heart to tell them it's the middle of Australia's winter.

It is however, currently hotter here than in Thailand, Greece, and the Canary Islands.

Was in the 40s and high 30’s all last summer it was awful. 40+ is literally like facing an oven.

 

[davids]

Today's heatwave tip from Southern Spain.

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[Mutzo Nutzo]

Little Nymzee is always bigger in the Summer and on hols. Must be the heat.

You need to emigrate to warmer climes and start a new career in the porn industry

 

[McBain]

Oh yeah and last and best tip - Paw-Paw cream for chafing. Ring of Fire? It’ll put out that Volcano faster than Frozone in a deep freezer.

 

[davids]

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[COYBL25]

To my absolute delight the Met Office are warning of risk of Thunderstorms by me this afternoon. Love a good storm and they freshen the air so much.

Please please please, let the storm hit.

There was nutty downpour in the early hours last night, lasted about 2 minutes and the rain was that heavy, that it sounded like someone chucking buckets of water around.

 

[Blue 1]

Was in the 40s and high 30’s all last summer it was awful. 40+ is literally like facing an oven.

39 where I am right now.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Was in the 40s and high 30’s all last summer it was awful. 40+ is literally like facing an oven.

I'm guessing your wife does most of the cooking.

 

[Zezti]

To my absolute delight the Met Office are warning of risk of Thunderstorms by me this afternoon. Love a good storm and they freshen the air so much.

Please please please, let the storm hit.

Just had a storm in plymouth. The air... smells weird. Like dusty.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Oh yeah and last and best tip - Paw-Paw cream for chafing. Ring of Fire? It’ll put out that Volcano faster than Frozone in a deep freezer.

At £3.95 for 10ml it's the wallet that would be chafing. I'll stick with Bodyglide; or rather "I won't stick, not with Bodyglide!'