johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
Not too much to tell, your basic "have a few drinks at the bar, wanna go back to my place for a free one, drink a couple sips, start making out, then go upstairs" evening.
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Not too much to tell, your basic "have a few drinks at the bar, wanna go back to my place for a free one, drink a couple sips, start making out, then go upstairs" evening.
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I hope all our younger viewers take note of this, you don't have to be anything special, you just have to be a JDawg
Well that's a very big contradiction.
Azzurri
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*Takes notes*
I've got a 99% guaranteed smash some time in the week. As long as I don't get so drunk I can only manage a semi this time.
Cena
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Yeh true, ok, you don't have to act like anything special, you just have to act like JDawg
Again.
Well, to be fair to you, I understand what you're trying to say here, but really "nothing special" and "Jdawg" are a no-go in one sentence.
johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
Haha. Honestly lids, like in Sales, you can't close if you don't ask for the sale. This one was nailed on though as we've slept together before, although I did close her on the first date.
johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
Small correction, you just have to act naturally. Unless your a shy, awkward mess, in which case act like me.
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johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
Well like I said this was pretty straighforward. She's someone I've seen casually over the last few months. Since I closed on the first date, we pretty much sex everytime we get together. I would have preferred her coming straight over and not going for drinks first as it cost me $70 at the bar, but we had a couple martinis and a shot, then I said "Let's go back to my house for a free one" and she said yes. Poured a couple drinks, got on the couch and started making out. Made sure to kiss for a while and get her revved up. I'm a big believer in creating "sexual tension" whether it's with someone you've been with before or just someone new. I.E. flirty conversation, light touching etc. and get them thinking about it and wanting it.
After we went upstairs, she did say though "We can't have 'sex sex' tonight though". When I asked what she meant, she said her kids had strep throat a few weeks ago and she got it and I guess that made her extra "fertile". I offered to wear a condom but she said no. Of course once I went down on her, she said "I want you inside me", so I had to be very controlled and go slow so as not to climax. So last night was more about getting her off, and putting my own needs aside. I enjoy everything about sex, not just the finish, so it was no big deal this time.
ricardobee
Player Valuation: £35m
Magical
*buys hat and doffs it*
This is why I love this site. Everton is a side issue
Cena
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If this doesn't get unlimited pos rep, nothing will.
Correct, koff Everton
johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
Haha who is this Everton you speak of?
I think we save this for later. When it is an actual late show. Xx
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