The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Goat]

Mogsy lad, balls deep son.

Go!

 

[Millea]

Cheers for the birthday wishes as well lads, finally 18 so this week is gonna be an ale fest.

Is right lad, happy birthday, have a good one.

 

[Mogsy_Efc]

Mogsy lad, balls deep son.

Go!

Sh*t thing is Goat mate, I'm not out this weekend which sucks balls as I'm down south at the moment ffs. BUT, I'm out next weekend with all my mates to celebrate, THEN I will be hoping to get balls deep my man.

 

[noharmdone]

do it mat

Mat ?

 

[bluemangroup]

Sh*t thing is Goat mate, I'm not out this weekend which sucks balls as I'm down south at the moment ffs. BUT, I'm out next weekend with all my mates to celebrate, THEN I will be hoping to get balls deep my man.

Happy hunting my mate.

 

[FTY]

possibly a new sig this

make it your sug becase tge owle scars me

 

[Millea]

Love a drink don't you FTY?

 

[Mogsy_Efc]

Happy hunting my mate.

Cheers mate. Never really been into town before, usually stuck to the 18th and house parties, gonna be a new experience but got to try it!

 

[Moomin]

Sh*t thing is Goat mate, I'm not out this weekend which sucks balls as I'm down south at the moment ffs. BUT, I'm out next weekend with all my mates to celebrate, THEN I will be hoping to get balls deep my man.

Shag her, then propose to her while pretending to cry.

She will never get back in touch with you again.

 

[icburns]

I post in usually the Everton threads and never been in this thread so may come join in some of the late night banter with you lads a bit more!

I'd say this is probabaly my best choice here as there is a fit girl am mates with that might do the trick. As I said, who says no to some snapchats of tits? See what happens ey.

This is why coming to GOT for advice is best, because of the comments are hilarious and also genuinely help aha.

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/t...ertain-a-19yr-old-girl?highlight=entertain+19

 

[Millea]

Cheers mate. Never really been into town before, usually stuck to the 18th and house parties, gonna be a new experience but got to try it!

Don't put cones on your head.

 

[noharmdone]

Don't put cones on your head.

Cones are boss..

 

[bluemangroup]

Cheers mate. Never really been into town before, usually stuck to the 18th and house parties, gonna be a new experience but got to try it!

Basically mate, bouncers really enjoy surprises, so sneak up behind one and squeeze his bum whilst whispering "ive got the poppers". He'll (gold) rush you to the front of the que.

 

[Millea]

Cones are boss..

They're alright like. Do their job and can be fun if used as a megaphone.

 

[Moomin]

Basically mate, bouncers really enjoy surprises, so sneak up behind one and squeeze his bum whilst whispering "ive got the poppers". He'll (gold) rush you to the front of the que.

They also love "Yer Ma" jokes. So, if they say " You can't come in tonight " just reply " I'll come in yer ma tonight " they will immediately let you in and sort you a free drink.