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They're alright like. Do their job and can be fun if used as a megaphone.
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They're alright like. Do their job and can be fun if used as a megaphone.
Naturally its a sex on the beach you get and people will call you a queer drinking it. But you sip it genialy for a while before breaking it on the bar and glass the last lad to take the piss. Instant fanny magnet.They also love "Yer Ma" jokes. So, if they say " You can't come in tonight " just reply " I'll come in yer ma tonight " they will immediately let you in and sort you a free drink.
Basically mate, bouncers really enjoy surprises, so sneak up behind one and squeeze his bum whilst whispering "ive got the poppers". He'll (gold) rush you to the front of the que.
Don't put cones on your head.
Shag her, then propose to her while pretending to cry.
She will never get back in touch with you again.
50% off a spend over £25 at Dominos is still on mate !
Woah, that's harsh. Let me guess, domino's?
afternoon Danny how are you today you love tiger.Gone back to another tiger avatar...
Missed u tiger xx
afternoon Danny how are you today you love tiger.
I am fine today mate.Afternoon Carlos. I'm good today thanks, how about you? Yeah mate, do love a good tiger me.
afternoon mate what you doing today.Smash is Mogsy lad.
Good lad is our Mogsy. Have a good birthday mate!
I am fine today mate.
afternoon mate what you doing today mate.Naturally its a sex on the beach you get and people will call you a queer drinking it. But you sip it genialy for a while before breaking it on the bar and glass the last lad to take the piss. Instant fanny magnet.