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They also love "Yer Ma" jokes. So, if they say " You can't come in tonight " just reply " I'll come in yer ma tonight " they will immediately let you in and sort you a free drink.
Naturally its a sex on the beach you get and people will call you a queer drinking it. But you sip it genialy for a while before breaking it on the bar and glass the last lad to take the piss. Instant fanny magnet.
 
Basically mate, bouncers really enjoy surprises, so sneak up behind one and squeeze his bum whilst whispering "ive got the poppers". He'll (gold) rush you to the front of the que.

Deffo trying that. Sounds like such a great plan!

Don't put cones on your head.

Oh god, that's already happened from an 18th, never again.

Shag her, then propose to her while pretending to cry.

She will never get back in touch with you again.

Done. This is the pick of the bunch lads.
 



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